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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    "Joe, they lost a million dollars of my money!"


    "That is a disgusting act!"

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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    "The thing I liked about having a million dollars was that there were a million of them."
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Because the stock market is no better than organized gambling


    I see what you did there.

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    Image of Texy Texy
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    But what is his PECATO rating?
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    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    When asked for some advice on how to move on, Michael Kay told his colleague: Sssee Yaaa!
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    The brokers were probably baseball fans and just instictively had him on mute.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Joe Morgan thinks his investments weren't consistent enough.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Good thing he didn't lose more, or else we would have had to put him on suicide squeeze watch.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Big deal. Jeanne Zelasko's investments tanked so badly she's been forced to turning tricks. Again.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    you can expect to see him sitting alongside the animatronic Joe Buck machine at the World Series for many, many, many, many, many years to come


    But it sounds like Commandant Eric Lassard is thrilled about the news.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Tim should have listed to Harry: with 20 hot dogs roughly equaling a nickel, his investment would have been much more secure in franks.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Thankfully McCarver will never go completely broke as he'll always have one Buck in his pocket.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    Mr. McCarver, a Mr. Nails for you on line one...
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    Image of FirstDerivative FirstDerivative
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    That's what you get for listening to an animated robot for investment advice.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/24/08

    @FirstDerivative: That robot does shred a mean axe, though.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/24/08

    In reply to Tim McCarver Needs A New Broker
    God, his deposition would take hours..
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