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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12:44 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    Fellas,

    If you don't practice you're never going to be able to accurately recreate the Three Amigos classic entrance. Tom is clearly the only professional here.

    Again.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12:27 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    Closet Homosexual Proclaims Visit To NFL Practice "Greatest Day Ever"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12:25 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    ...would be the "dumber" in most of the "Dumb and Dumber" signs that Skins fans aren't allowed to carry into Dan Snyder's precious sight.

    Dan: The first time I set eyes on Joe Gibbs, I just got that old fashioned nostalgic feeling where I'd do anything to hire him.

    Vinny: That's a special feeling, Dan.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:23 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    "I've had the pleasure of being married to some great people such as Keith Urban."

    — Nicole Kidman
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12:36 PM

    @AzureTexan: "I've had the pleasure of defeating some great Axis powers such as Germany and Japan."

    --Winston Churchill
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    Edited by Chamomiles Davis at 12/17/09 12:37 PM Chamomiles Davis was starred Chamomiles Davis was unstarred
    Image of The_Night_Man_Cometh The_Night_Man_Cometh
    12:46 PM

    @AzureTexan: "I've had the pleasure of fucking so many blonds, such as Jaime Jungers, Rachel Uchitel, and Julie Postle."

    - Eldrick Woods
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment The_Night_Man_Cometh was starred The_Night_Man_Cometh was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:52 PM

    @The_Night_Man_Cometh: @Chamomiles Davis: "I've had the pleasure of having so many testicles such as my left one."

    — Lance Armstrong
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    Image of The_Night_Man_Cometh The_Night_Man_Cometh
    12:54 PM

    @AzureTexan: "I've had the pleasure of working with so many talented musicians, such as John Lennon and George Harrison"

    - Sir Paul McCartney
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12:21 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    How many face lifts has Tom Cruise had? Gotta be over a dozen.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12:30 PM

    @ArkansasFred:

    "My face is still 5'4" above the floor? Keep lifting it, Doc!"

    "Mr. Cruise, sir, I don't think you understand how this works"
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12:16 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    Leave it to Snyder to sign Rod Tidwell. That's why Jerry Maguire is on the field, right?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12:16 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    AP Photo: Tom Cruise, Dan Snyder and an unnamed assistant await the arrival of Kim Jong Il to kick off the first annual "Tiny eccentrics in bizarre sunglasses" summit.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12:18 PM

    @David Hume: Yoko Ono can't be far behind!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12:12 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    Snyder is shorter than Tom Cruise? I'm surprised he's not doing a show on TLC called Little Owner, Big League.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:10 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    Vinny: Hey Tom, you still keep in touch with Mimi Rogers? She was a fox.

    Tom: Not really. She wasn't in touch with her Thetan. And she possessed a vagina.
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    Image of Lionel Osbourne Lionel Osbourne
    12:30 PM

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: +1
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    Image of GreatOdensRaven GreatOdensRaven
    12:09 PM

    In reply to Vinny Cerrato Gets In One Last Zinger On His Way Out The Door
    Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.

    Sadly, the apprentice resigned.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12:39 PM

    @GreatOdensRaven: That's a load of Sith.
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    Image of Dickens_Ghost Dickens_Ghost
    12/13/09

    In reply to Late Game Open Thread: A Whole Lot Of Yuck
    If the Cowoys are "America's Team" then they correlate well. Lots of promise, some talented people, a big, gaudy place to play in, lots of hot chicks, and disapointing for the last 10 years.Thanks for making mine a happy day. Go Giants!
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    12/13/09

    In reply to Late Game Open Thread: A Whole Lot Of Yuck
    "Orphan" on On Demand and bill-filing-and-paying have never looked so sexy.
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    12/13/09

    @SavetoFavorites: "Orphan" kind of rules. I watched it Friday night. Was surprised by how much I enjoyed it.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/13/09

    @DAULERIO: I've been semi-tempted to see that ever since the spoilers hit the internet. I mean... really? That's your plot twist?

    It's so absurd I almost respect them for it.
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    12/13/09

    @CumaeanSibyl: Yeah, it is preposterous, but it doesn't spoil anything about the movie even if you know that going into it. It's just so over-the-top cruel in so many ways that it kind of works. Put it this way -- it ain't "The Good Son."
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    12/13/09

    @DAULERIO: If you're going to make yet another "evil kid" movie, might as well go all the way, right?
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/09/09

    In reply to Desperate Redskins Fans Export Angry Sign Holding Jobs
    "And we would have won some games too, if it wasn't for that meddling owner." #washingtonredskins
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/09/09

    In reply to Desperate Redskins Fans Export Angry Sign Holding Jobs
    Desperate Job Fans Export Angry Sign Holding Redskins

    How low the economy has made us sink. #washingtonredskins
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    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was starred Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/09/09

    In reply to Desperate Redskins Fans Export Angry Sign Holding Jobs
    In the south, the black hogettes have to drink from a separate trough. #washingtonredskins
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