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• Men's Basketball: USA vs. Australia, at Shanghai (8 p.m., ET, taped). Please do not reveal the dramatic result. [ESPN2]
• MLB: Padres at Mets (7:10 p.m., ET). Mr. Met is tingly with pennant fever. [SNY] [Ch. 4 Padres]
• World Extreme Cagefighting (9 p.m., ET). Carlos Condit vs. Hiromitsu Muira, as if you didn't know. [Versus]

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• Arena football: Philadelphia at Columbus (8 p.m., ET). Two nicknames you will never guess. [ESPN2]
• MLB: New York Mets at Chicago Cubs (7 p.m., ET). Cubs attempt to throw the game, Mets still lose. [ESPN]
• NBA: Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Game 2, Washington at Cleveland (7 p.m., ET), Western Conference quarterfinals, Game 2, Utah at Houston (9:30 p.m., ET). Win one for the polygamists! [TNT]
• NHL: Eastern Conference quarterfinals, Washington at Philadelphia (7 p.m., ET). Someone to Wachovia me. [Versus]

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