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    Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    I'd like to spread that second photo on a cracker.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    I think Katni is really trying to tell us about her time on the road with Stillwater.
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    If Miller Lite puts you into a haze you can't outdrink anyone but yourself.
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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    03/06/09

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    Ellie has nailed only one MLB pitcher. And thankfully, he knew how to close.


    Hmmm...Red Sox affiliation...seemingly college educated...probably from/went to college in Worcester.


    Ellie, c'mon! Tanyon Sturtze is just middle relief, and a total fuckin douchebag. Don't brag about that one.

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    03/06/09

    @wonderlic---myballs: No, no it's the legendary Doug Waechter.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    Butterfly in the sky

    I can go twice as high

    Take a look

    Why is this book?

    A Reading Rainbow


    I can go anywhere

    Friends to know

    And ways to grow

    A Reading Rainbow


    I can be anything

    Take a look

    Why is this book?

    A Reading Rainbow

    A Reading Rainbow

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: LeVar Burton would rather be whipped again than read...aww, never mind.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You should get a second star for that.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/06/09

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    My favorite part is when Cameron Frye impersonates Sloane's dad on the telephone to get her out of school.
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    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Let my Cameron go.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/06/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Why did he have an English accent?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/06/09

    @ScientificMapp: Why have you never heard anyone from England before?
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    03/06/09

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    "Why is this book?"


    Uh-oh was somebody in a coma for 7 weeks and lost 5 percent of their brain.

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    Image of Afino Afino
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    Other traits that guys find cool but undesirable in a romantic partner:


    • ability to out-drink them


    • excessive recitations of movie/television quotes


    • affinity for buffalo wings


    Complete and utter lies.


    Or maybe that's just the fact I was born in Buffalo speaking here.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    03/06/09

    @Afino: Yeah, they pretty much described Ms. Right, as long as she does 10 situps the next day for every wing and 20 for every beer.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03/06/09

    @ScientificMapp: Dude, if I don't do those situps, I certainly won't expect her to do so.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/06/09

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    Ellie has nailed only one MLB pitcher. And thankfully, he knew how to close.


    We can rule out Jose Mesa and Billy Wagner.

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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    03/06/09

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    Katni's a chick?


    Something new, everyday, learning, and whatnot.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    03/06/09

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    But most guys are not secure enough to have a girl know more about the BCS formula than they do. I think it makes their testes retract


    No, our testes retract when you look like John Kruk with a wig and can fart the Willaim Tell Overture

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    Image of Cognitive Friction Cognitive Friction
    03/06/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: What if she can fart the BCS formula?


    My head hurts

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/06/09

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    I wish people called me "The Steezer."


    /cries

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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    03/06/09

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    Do I doubt Alyssa's love of baseball? No.


    Do I doubt that Alyssa's love of baseball is deeper than her love of attention? Yes.

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    Image of MikeStantonWalkOffBalk MikeStantonWalkOffBalk
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    "affinity for Buffalo wings"


    Touche. But only the legitimate authentic article from Buffalo, NY itself. If I tell a woman that wings were invented in Buffalo, and she had previously envioned a Jessica Simpson-esque buffalo with wings, she's out.

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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    03/06/09

    @MikeStantonWalkOffBalk: Invented in Buffalo, perfected by Quaker Steak 'n Lube.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    03/06/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: On a road trip through Ohio this summer, I drove past a sign for one of those and couldn't believe it, instead believing it to be a "Quaker State Lube" place for the car. The next time I drove past one of their signs, I knew I was in heaven. Steak 'n' Lube.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/06/09

    In reply to Getting To Home Plate With Alyssa Milano ... Discuss
    Does that jacket come with built-in tits?
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