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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Nick Montana Driving > Nick Hogan Driving
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Ron Pawlus Jr. is the next Nick Montana
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Is the cupcake scheduling a way to protect Nick Montana, a junior, from being pummeled by talented defensive lines?


    I know he wants no part of the O'Doyles and Knibb High.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Hey you guys remember that time Joe Montana hosted SNL? He had one sketch that ended with a masturbation joke.
    Also Charlie Weiss is fat.
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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Will Smith wasn't there


    Depressing dramas don't sell themselves, Rick.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Norm Chow is unemployed yet Dick Jauron continues to crush the collective will of a once proud rust belt region?


    /drinks another genny cream ale

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Now witness the awesome power of Scientology!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Nick Montana won't be watching the state championship game on TV. He'll be upstairs masturbating.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    OK, Trey, your playbook contains a special appendix. It's a little script I wrote. And it would be perfect, and I mean capital 'P' perfect for your dad. It's Iron Man meets Dark Knight with a little Godfather II thrown in. It's called "The Exploderizer".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/17/08

    @Stev D:


    + 1st in line to see it.

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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    After the game, Joe Montana celebrated by going home to his room and masturbating.
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    Image of Dead Wrestlers Society Dead Wrestlers Society
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Never mind about the defensive lines Joe, worry more about the Scientologists.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    I hear Johnny Utah's kid is better.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    The kid's not looking to bother anybody. He just wants to go to Notre Dame and masturbate.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    12/17/08

    There is a Joe Montana masturbating joke in there somewhere, but damned if I can find it.


    Oh wait there it is, oh and there too, whoops can't forget about this one. Hmm that really was easier than I thought.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/17/08

    @Artie Fufkin: Also, Auburn is racist.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    ... maybe Charlie Weiss can whip him into shape


    Just as soon as he whips up a hot fudge sundae...or three. And for the record, Charlie he sees nothing wrong with a cupcake schedule...

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/17/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: Similar to my thoughts, but much funnier.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/17/08

    In reply to Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
    Charlie Weis is interested in whipping some cream, but not anything else.
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