MLB Reminds You That It Owns The Rights To Richie Sexson's Batting Average

Now that Bud Selig has this steroids problem completely under control, he's turning his lawyers loose on the real enemy: Unlicensed fantasy baseball leagues. We eagerly await the first major enforcement incident. We see police shouting instructions into a house through a bullhorn, followed by a paunchy bald guy… »6/15/07 12:45pm6/15/07 12:45pm