It's Not The Heat, It's The Humididong

Mitch Butler and Josh Landis couldn't even get through a simple 2:05 CBS Early Show segment exploring the nuances of humidity without slapping a big old phallic symbol up on the screen, and one with a rapidly increasing temperature, no less. » 7/29/11 12:00am 7/29/11 12:00am

Here's Your Commemorative Keepsake Poster Of The Sun Pornographically…

In consulting with the National Weather Service and American Red Cross, two USA Today graphic artists apparently found a way to illustrate the dangerous dog-days of summer as a sun blowing and tightly gripping a thermomedong. » 7/07/11 9:15pm 7/07/11 9:15pm

A Pink Weather Dong Grows Near Chicago

By the looks of the screenshot sent in by tipster Greg E., the fine people of Chicago, Rockford and beyond have roughly 36 hours to prepare for what weatherman Mike Caplan says is coming their way. » 3/31/11 12:00am 3/31/11 12:00am

Here's Some Thundersnow Telestrator Dong (Updated With Motion)

This red telestrator dong was brought to you by John Bolaris of Philadelphia's Fox29. Looks to be more than 100-miles long. (H/T R.A.) » 1/26/11 11:30pm 1/26/11 11:30pm

Dong Meteorologist Would Prefer You Not Post Dong Pics/Links On His…

To Nick Kraynok, these things are good: golf, jet skiing, playing the guitar, rooting for Pittsburgh professional teams and telling the people of San Angelo, Texas the weather. » 10/24/10 5:30pm 10/24/10 5:30pm

Here's A Video Of The Best Weather Dong In History

The internet says KLST is a real CBS affiliate in San Angelo, Texas, so I'll just roll with it. Dude's hand really works it from the Rio Grande tip line to the Texarkana/Shreveport satchel, don't it? » 10/23/10 8:30pm 10/23/10 8:30pm