How Much Does It Cost To Propose In Each MLB Ballpark?

Over on Swimmingly, Molly Fitzpatrick reached out to every MLB team and figured out how much it costs to publicly propose at each MLB ballpark, as well which services each ballpark offers to make your awkward public proposal as magical as possible. » 3/31/14 1:17pm 3/31/14 1:17pm

How to Get Out of a Wedding Alive

It’s summertime, so it’s wedding time. Psyched? No, I know. What should be a maybe fraught but generally lovely tradition of intimacy-made-public, of vulnerability-made-brave, has come to sanction and even require demanding, ‘zilla-ed out brides, wedding websites, multiple pre-wedding showers and parties and gift… » 8/06/13 5:14pm 8/06/13 5:14pm

How To Drink At Weddings Without Making An Ass Of Yourself

I'm going to a wedding in Delaware in a few weeks, because aren't we all. I was very excited about this adventure when I thought Delaware was in the South—I've never been to the South—but it turns out Delaware's just off to the right of Maryland. So now I'm merely regular excited, because even though the wedding will… » 7/26/13 1:00pm 7/26/13 1:00pm

What Gift Should You Buy From Jay Cutler And Kristin Cavallari's…

American royalty Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari have finally announced a date for their upcoming wedding (It's July 13. Get excited!), and like any good soon-to-be-married couple, they've registered for gifts at Williams-Sonoma and Crate & Barrel. Thanks to some sleuthing from DNAinfo.com, we are free to peruse the… » 3/06/13 1:50pm 3/06/13 1:50pm

Ladies, Jay Cutler's Marriage Proposal Will Have You Sopping Wet

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and his fiancée, Kristin Cavallari, have announced that they have selected a wedding date. How exciting! More important, however, are the newly revealed details of how Cutler proposed to his wife-to-be. Here's how Cavallari described the magical moment to E! Online: » 2/06/13 4:45pm 2/06/13 4:45pm

Of Course Dirk Nowitzki Had A Traditional Kenyan Wedding

A couple of weeks ago, Newstime Africa ran a story reporting that Dirk Nowitzki had married his longtime girlfriend in Kenya, in a ceremony with traditional Kikuyu touches. The Mavs flat denied it, oddly enough. Well, here come the photos, and unless Dirk likes playing Ngurario dress-up, it looks like he indeed took… » 7/30/12 5:30pm 7/30/12 5:30pm

Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Were Able To Tolerate Each Other For …

Serial athlete seducer Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from NBA free agent Kris Humphries today, ending a 72-day marriage and/or publicity stunt. We're as unmoved as you are, because everyone saw this coming even before they each stepped out without their wedding rings—but we are concerned for the future of Humphries' … » 10/31/11 2:00pm 10/31/11 2:00pm

Today Is The Day That A Reformed Ben Roethlisberger Makes A Physician's …

Last night, Mr. and (soon-to-be) Mrs. Ben Roethlisberger hosted their wedding rehearsal dinner. The groom wore yellow. The bride smiled broadly in photographs that were released to the local paper before this glorious day commenced in Pittsburgh. Here are some fun facts regarding Allegheny County's royal wedding: » 7/23/11 11:30am 7/23/11 11:30am

Amidst Lockout, NBA Players, Executives Awkwardly Ask Each Other To…

Remember how when Yao Ming retired after nine years in Houston, they weren't allowed to call him or release a comment? One of the side effects of the lockout is that players can't have any contact with their teams, so we were forced to imagine Yao sitting at home, staring at the phone, not understanding why the Rockets … » 7/19/11 1:30pm 7/19/11 1:30pm