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    We Are Gathered Here Today To Take It To The House

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    No, No, No Sunday Fall Weddings
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    Image of Sommar Sommar
    07/25/09

    In reply to We Are Gathered Here Today To Take It To The House
    Always a slot receiver, never a deep threat.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    07/25/09

    In reply to We Are Gathered Here Today To Take It To The House
    I'm a girl that loves sports, too! Wait, you were being ironical weren't you?
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Cake would have played "Going for Distance" for $50
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Is it appropriate on this post to mention how much I want to bang Paula Creamer?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Hunter Mahan feels that being required to eat like this is some kind of pastry slavery.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Mayfair said that the elaborate affair was to symbolize his triumph over testicular cancer in 2006.


    Or the best excuse ever to play "Big Balls" by AC/DC as your wedding song.

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    and now, to cut the cake: Sir Edmund Hillary.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/25/08

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    PROCTOR! WHERE. IS. PROCTOR??!??!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Two words: Cubic Zirconia.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Unfortunately, attendee John Daly crashed into it while playing air guitar to "Freebird".
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    11/25/08

    @Gourmet Spud: Interesting, I heard he was polishing off the rum balls during dessert.
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    11/25/08

    @Gourmet Spud: "Wasn't Rocco Mediate one of the busboys?"


    - Johnny Miller

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    Image of Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man
    11/25/08

    @Gourmet Spud: I thought he jumped thru it, to avoid the rain.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11/25/08

    @josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...:


    Only good part of that shitty, shitty movie.

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    This guy paid more for his cake than John Daly did for his wife.
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    Image of sassydeerrun sassydeerrun
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    Cake or death?


    Yeah, I am taking death

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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    If that Homer cake was lifelike, it would be full of Duff.


    And that would make it the best cake ever

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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    50g for a cake? Have them to give me a call, we can all make some money.

    -Travis Henry
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    11/25/08

    In reply to Mmmm, Ridiculously Elaborate Golf Wedding Cake ...
    More ammunition in my ongoing fight over whether or not we will have a Boo Radley cake at my upcoming wedding.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11/25/08

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Compromise and have a Boo Weekley cake.
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