All right, that's it for us. We're going to enjoy the Cardinals-Brewers tonight and tomorrow — thanks to everyone who came last night — and let Mr. Christmas Ape drive this train. Hug your moms, and we'll see you Monday.

Well, this would be a week we would classify as "eventful." Mr. Unsilent Majority will be your weekend top dog. Now, if you'll excuse, we are going to sleep like the dead all weekend ... and turn our phone off.

Hey, it's NFL Draft weekend. Christmas Tunison will be your weekend editor, with Mike Tanier from Football Outsiders providing an assist. We're going to spend the weekend figuring out how Buzz Bissinger could kill us. We'll see you Monday.

OK, your weekend editor is Matt Sussman, everyone. We're gonna enjoy some sunshine this weekend, hope our hometown isn't hit by any more earthquakes and watch some playoffs. You should do the same. See you Monday.

All right, we're taking this horse into the barn for the weekend. (Or something.) Unsilent Majority is your weekend honcho. We'll be back Monday; be safe out there.

It's nice having Daulerio around, isn't it? Matt Sussman will take you through the Final Four this weekend, and we'll be back on Monday. See you then.

That'll do it for us. Enjoy Christmas Ape and the weekend of NCAA business. (And don't forget that wild Red Sox-Dodgers exhibition at the LA Coliseum tonight.) We'll be back Monday ... when it's Opening Day! Wee! See ya then ...

All right, that's enough for us. Have a hoppy Easter, if you're into that type of thing. Unsilent Majority will take you through the second round of the tourney, and we'll be back with you Monday. Be safe out there.

Next week's gonna be a crazy one, so we're gonna try to rest up while we can. Mr. Matt Sussman is your weekend top dog, and the Storming The Floor guys will check in from time to time too. And hey: Sunday, we get brackets! Sweet! See you Monday. (Or Sunday night.)

OK, we're still not 100 percent back from vacation yet, so we're gonna sleep all weekend. Christmas Ape will take you through the weekend, and we'll be back rested on Monday. See you then.

That's it for a week in which nothing much was supposed to happen, but somehow did. Stay tuned for weekend coverage of your favorite major league spring training games, and various NFL free agent maneuvers, courtesy of the stylish Matt Sussman. Then, Christmas Ape will guide the ship into calmer waters, hopefully, on Monday, and Will returns from vacation on Tuesday. That's it for me folks. My lady and I are going to go and spend some quality weekend time. Later.

So, this Indiana situation should be interesting this weekend. We will likely sleep all the way through it. Unsilent Majority is your weekend parental unit, so enjoy his handiwork, and we'll see you on Monday.

That'll do it for us; we have a one day hiatus in New York on Monday before hitting the East Coast swing of Boston, Philadelphia and Washington, D.C. next week. So we'll try to rest up. We are very proud to introduce a new member of the weekend rotation: It's Christmas Ape, from Kissing Suzy Kolber, joins our crew, so make sure to welcome as he pretends to car about the NBA All-Star Game. Have fun out there, and we'll see you Monday.

As you'd probably expect, we're pretty exhausted, but it's still awfully fun. We're flying back to the Midwest tomorrow, and will come to you live from Chicago on Monday. A special treat for you all: This weekend editor is ... The Balls! Yep, AJ Daulerio is your weekend editor, so strap in and enjoy. And we'll see you, two time zones from here, tomorrow.

All right. It's the "Super" "Bowl" on Sunday, and Mr. Matt Sussman will be taking you through the whole thing. We will still be writing our Times and Sporting News columns over the weekend, and we'll be back the day after the big game. We're tellin' ya: Blowout's coming. We're going to try to actually go outside and enjoy Phoenix now.

Whew: That was quite a week. We think we slept a total of about 14 hours all week. Worth it, though! Sad news, though: This is the final weekend on Deadspin for the great J.E. Skeets. So go give him some Canadian love; we will miss him tremendously. We'll be back on Monday, when we'll be doing the site and packing for Arizona. See you then.

That's all for us, kids. Unsilent Majority will take you through the conference championship weekend. We will be working on MLK Day this Monday, so we'll be back then, on Book Day
Eve. See you then.

All right, we, like you, are just going to enjoy all the games this weekend. And god, will we sleep. Matt Sussman is your weekend maestro, and we'll see you Monday.

That'll do it for us; we are absolutely not watching any Illini teams this weekend. Unsilent Majority is your weekend top dog. We shall see you Monday.

OK, not exactly the most exciting week in sports, but why would it be? J.E. Skeets is your weekend feller, because in Canada, their New Year's Day is sometime in June. (Note: Not, in fact, true.) We'll be back for a brief stint Monday, so we'll see you then.

OK, that'll do it for us. Your weekend rock star is Matt Sussman. We're going to enjoy some Mattoon time — though we are stupidly going to the Illinois-Missouri game tomorrow night — and be back for Christmas Eve. See you then.

As you might suspect, we're still pretty exhausted from yesterday, so we're gonna hit the sack. J.E. Skeets is the man with the weekend plan, so he'll be injecting the ass of sports for the next couple of days. See you Monday.

We're off to rest our weary bones; Unsilent Majority will rock out a somewhat dull sports weekend. He'll jazz it up, we're sure. See you Monday.

And, another week down. Matt Sussman is your big dog of the weekend hunt. We'll see you on Monday. We're gonna, like, shop or something.

OK, that's it for us. J.E. Skeets is your editor this weekend. Hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving, and we're sorry you had to work today. See you Monday.

That's all for us, folks. The esteemed Unsilent Majority is your editor this weekend, so prepare for all Gilbert and boxing, all the time. We are mercifully not traveling this weekend and plan on sleeping for at least three hours in a row, maybe even four. See you Monday.

That'll do it for us, kids. Look out for an Illini upset tomorrow: You watch. Mr. J.E. Skeets is your charming editor of fun tomorrow, so watch him try to make sense of college football. We'll see you Monday.

⁊ Deadspin's Finer Things Club is unveiled

⁊You watched this play 80 million times

⁊ The NBA gets off to a rousing start

⁊ Jeff George wants to come back

⁊ Penn Staters throw beer like girls

⁊ Sing about Tom Brady's knee

⁊ Leitch went on vacation

⁊ I fucked up

Sorry for all the lag-time today, Spinheads. Not a great day for The A.J. Daulerio Computer Family. One of them was caught with 89 pills shoved up its motherboard. Anyway, tomorrow I believe Matt Sussman takes over and Unsilent Majority will make your Monday much more satisfying. Enjoy your weekends.

That's it for us, folks. Mr. Unsilent Majority will take you through the weekend; we wonder if there will be any World Series games left to talk about on Monday. Be safe out there, and we'll see you then.

That'll do it for us, folks. We're currently in Mattoon, readying our trip to Memorial Stadium tomorrow night for the Illini-Michigan game, which of course, because of the ALCS, no one will be watching. Alas. Matt Sussman is your maestro this weekend, which should be an active one. We'll see you Monday.

That'll wrap it up here: Anybody who makes it to 2:30 a.m. ET for both games tonight wins a cookie. J.E. Skeets is your master of ceremonies around here for the weekend, so don't sic your Canadian soldiers on him. And we'll see you Monday.

All right: BUSY week. Your weekend boss is Unsilent Majority, who has plenty on his plate as well. We're gonna be writing the Times column all weekend, so we anticipate even less sleep. We'll see you Monday.

Fun week. We're off the, of all places, Buffalo this weekend to enjoy that thrilling Jets-Bills game. We're really looking forward to it, actually. You're in the warm, open hands of Matt Sussman this weekend, so have fun. If you want a prediction, we're gonna say the Cubs, the Phillies and the D-Backs will clinch ... and the Padres are gonna play the Mets on Monday in a tiebreaker. But guessing is no fun: Let's just play. Oh, and go Bills. See you Monday.

Well, you can probably tell what kind of day it's been over here, in that: You couldn't see a single bit of work we did today after 12:30. We're not sure what happened, and, frankly, we're not sure we want to. Assuming the earth commences rotating again around here again, Skeets will be handling the weekend shift. We're going to go breathe into a paper bag for a while until we calm down, hopefully by Monday.

The picture is of Band Of Horses, whose album we're listening to right now and is pretty much the only thing that could cheer us up. See you Monday. Probably.

We're gonna go soak for a weekend and try to enjoy some, you know, football. Speaking of which! Your special guest weekend editors are none other but the gang from Kissing Suzy Kolber. That's right, the whole crew will be here, guiding you through the first weekend of the NFL. So that should be entertaining, to say the least. We will see you all Monday, hopefully.

Whew. Hall of Fame week is exhausting. ALSO! This is key: To give the great Jim Cooke time to make the plaque illustrations, voting has been extended to 5 p.m. Monday night, and inductees will be announced Tuesday.

As for us, we're handing the mic to Matt Sussman for the weekend. We have to go to a wedding this weekend, so we look forward to still being hungover Monday morn. See you then.

We're coming to you live from Atlanta right now, where the Atlanta Pants Party takes off tonight. It's all you can eat; what could possibly go wrong. Anyway, our regular trio of performers are gone this weekend, so you're in for a treat: We've handed the reigns of Deadspin for the weekend to ... the Ladies at Ladies ..... It's a full weekend of their special brand of whimsy. So strap in, as they say. We'll be back Monday to survey the carnage.

We're gonna be at all three Cardinals-Dodgers games this weekend, so hopefully this weekend will end as happily as it started. The great Matt Sussman is back from Ireland and in the drivers' seat this weekend, so enjoy the ride and the view. We'll see you Monday.

That'll do it for us, folks; Unsilent Majority is your navigator through another weekend of glory, hope and good cheer. Those in DC for the Pants Party, be safe out there, and get the Cards a sweep, would ya? Be safe out there, and we'll see you Monday.

OK, that'll finish 'er off for us. Your weekend prospector is JE Skeets, a handsome rapscallion. We'll be back at you Monday, after the Cardinals have swept the Brewers and got right back in this thing. Yep. Totally. See you then.