@PermanentInjuredReserve: Was he? I know he was hired from a temp agency, so I would think it was unlikely he was a security guard. Whatever, hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings.
@formerly Chief Wahoo: If someone other than the victim's family was offended by that, then they should probably steer clear of Deadspin all together. I've seen a lot worse* here.
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Put out. Then don't let my wife find out.
12/01/08
really, eat a weeping-herpes-sore-infested dick, you fucking shoobs.
12/01/08
Bruins - best team in the NHL! Stanley Cup bound!!!
(it's all cyclical)
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*worse meaning more potential to be offensive.
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Now begins the Age of Men!
12/01/08
/Just awesome.
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12/01/08
- Yes...I'm Batman.
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