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    Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger

    Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Your move, Chestnut.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger


    I had the opposite reaction to this:


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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Who did Landis narrowly edge to win the contest? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it," said Sean Salisbury.
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    Image of BlazingWithPhelps BlazingWithPhelps
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    "...to become the first Fifth Third Burger challenge winner..."


    And wait a second--he did it in the fourth!

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    Image of Big Jim Slade Big Jim Slade
    04/10/09

    @BlazingWithPhelps: +15324
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/10/09

    @Big Jim Slade: Are you from the Hanso Foundation?
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    Image of ThePiratesFan ThePiratesFan
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    How is Kruk not covering/involved in this story?
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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    04/10/09

    @ThePiratesFan:
    Due to limited meat supplies, he was passed over.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/10/09

    @Fatty_B: But they did give him a Torah the stadium.
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    Image of NoPracticoBurress NoPracticoBurress
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    This idea was obviously an homage to the West Alabama Whitehoods Three Fifths burger made popular in the 1960s.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    @NoPracticoBurress: +1
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    "It's scary, almost," said 12-year-old Aaron Wisner, of Grand Rapids. Women were mortified. "Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it," said Leslie Rader, 22, of Walker.


    I guess I should have worn pants to the game yesterday.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/10/09

    In reply to Women, Children Frightened By Giant Hamburger
    Oh, my God, it looks horrible. I'm going to take a picture of it


    This is in my autobiography as "Chapter 8: The day I lost my virginity."

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/01/09

    In reply to Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
    Frankly, with this attitude, I see rough seas ahead for the Whitecaps.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    In reply to Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
    Warning: Salsa is made from vegetables.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    04/01/09

    In reply to Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
    Why warn them? Anyone who finishes this thing will be eliminated through natural selection anyway.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    04/01/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I don't know. After watching a game at Yankee Stadium, I think they've been selling this thing in the Bronx for years with little-to-no culling of the herd.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    04/01/09

    In reply to Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
    I'm more upset that there is no bacon on that burger.


    also, to the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, take your nanny state like warnings and pack them in your ass. This is America, home of the free and land of the 4,800-calorie super-burger.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    AMERICA, FUCK...


    Whoa, I need to rest for a minute before I finish. I'm a bit winded.


    ...


    ...


    YEAH!!!

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    In reply to Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
    For some strange reason, the American Association of Cardiologists heartily endorses the burger.
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    04/01/09

    @Weed Against Speed: As a strange coronary, the NAAFA also endorses the product.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/01/09

    In reply to Giant Burger Of Doom Now Comes With A Side Of Controversy
    WARNING: there is no such thing as Common Sense.
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