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If You've Eaten A Four-Pound Burger, Of Course You'll Need A Giant Plunger

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ScientificMapp
04/03/09

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The plunger says it will squirt in the 3rd inning but doesn't actually squirt until the 8th inning, then you have to look at its asscrack.
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shea_guevara
04/03/09

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Somewhere, Clara Peller smiles.
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Hatey McLife
04/03/09

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A giant plunger that moves up and down and shoots water onto fans.

Be careful, Bret Saberhagen works for Penning Plumbing now.
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ClueHeywood
04/03/09

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This promotion is so dumb, the plunger should shoot Brawndo.
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ScientificMapp
04/03/09

@ClueHeywood: It's got what Minor League Baseball fans crave!!!
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Chamomiles Davis
04/03/09

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Hey, don't knock that promotional gimmick. It's worked before:

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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
04/03/09

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a giant plunger in the outfield

How do you suggest getting rid of Andruw Jones, smart guy?
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UpstateUnderdog
04/03/09

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A giant sign that looks like a giant penis and squirts? The name "Penning" almost looks like the word penis or that could just the subliminal messaging working on me.
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Gourmet Spud
04/03/09

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Most people will...chop it up into four pieces.

And if that doesn't work, they can always use the plunger.
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MarkKelsosMigraine
04/03/09

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"We don't really expect one person to eat the entire burger," Graham said. "Most people will divide it among the family; chop it up into four pieces."

Except, of course, when Charlie Weis attends a game.
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Weed Against Speed
04/03/09

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....and the fine folks at PETA.

Mmmm....Fifth Third Veggie Burger Pita...

/drools
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