Chris Christie Used Tax Dollars To Buy So Much Damn Food At NFL Games

Governor and blanched potato Chris Christie is a fixture at NFL games, often getting access to luxury boxes because of his relationships with people like Jerry Jones. Thanks to a report from Watchdog.org, we now have a pretty good idea of what Christie is doing while enjoying games from those luxury boxes: spending… » 5/11/15 12:41pm 5/11/15 12:41pm

Starlin Castro Mimics Kris Bryant's Throw, Confuses Anthony Rizzo

Starlin Castro messed around with teammate Kris Bryant on a routine grounder in last night’s game. The shortstop pretended to field the ground ball behind Bryant, who actually fielded it. Aw, they’re in perfect harmony. Castro actually confused first baseman Anthony Rizzo for a second, there. » 5/07/15 12:52pm 5/07/15 12:52pm

The Cavaliers Should Have Thought A Little Harder About This Promo…

During last night’s playoff game against the Chicago Bulls, the Cleveland Cavaliers showed the video below, which was removed from the team’s Vimeo page this morning, on the in-arena jumbotron. The premise of the skit, which is supposed to be a Dirty Dancing spoof, is that a Cavs fan physically harms his Bulls fan… » 5/07/15 10:13am 5/07/15 10:13am

Aaron Hernandez Isn't An Only-In-Boston Story

As soon as the jury found Aaron Hernandez guilty of murder this morning, I braced for all the bad ideas that were going to be written down. I even invented imaginary takes: the announcement of the Bruins firing their GM came about 15 minutes later, for instance—surely someone would make an ill-advised attempt to tie… » 4/15/15 5:50pm 4/15/15 5:50pm

Russian Hockey Brawl Leaves Coach Shirtless And Triumphant

This dude right here—who seems to be feeling pretty good about the fact that he just exited a hockey brawl down a shirt, jacket, and tie—is named Andrei Razin, and he’s the head coach of a hockey team in Russia’s minor league. He ended up this way after scrapping with opposing head coach Alex Zhdahin, who was getting… » 4/03/15 12:04pm 4/03/15 12:04pm