Iggy Azalea Raps, Sounds Like A Sputtering Lawnmower

Not long ago, a Vine of Iggy Azalea rapping an indecipherable string of nonsense words began making its way around the internet. As it turns out, that Vine only captured the tail end of a much longer, even more indecipherable display of nonsense rapping. » 3/27/15 2:34pm Friday 2:34pm

Peter King Does Weird Things With His Mouth

As Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie talked to the media Tuesday, Peter King was in the background, licking his lips, among other things. We all probably look odd when we don't know a camera's on us, but we're still going to enjoy King doing his best Chip Kelly impression. » 3/25/15 12:31pm Wednesday 12:31pm

The Arkansas Bench Threw A Shoe Onto The Court In The Middle Of Play

This might be the most bizarre sequence of events you'll see this NCAA tournament. First, for some unknown reason, Arkansas's Rashad Madden kicked his shoe off and into the crowd. I suppose it was loose and he felt he was better off without one? » 3/19/15 10:53pm 3/19/15 10:53pm

WGN Has Woman Make Sparks With Her Crotch In Front Of Awestruck Kids

The Wizards' Celebration Of Black History Month Is A Little Tone-Deaf

The Washington Wizards created a pop-up website to celebrate Black History Month. The site is full of pictures of various members of the Wizards organization spliced next to a picture of a historical black figure that inspires them, and a quote from each person featured. It's mostly a harmless idea, until Ted Leonsis… » 3/02/15 1:51pm 3/02/15 1:51pm

Elegant Giant Baby Joey Crawford Leaps Through The Air

You think Nikola Mirotic is going to take an improper free throw attempt? Not on Joey Crawford's watch. Look at Air Joey soar through the air as he foils a minor error in a game. Thanks for keeping us safe. » 3/01/15 3:25pm 3/01/15 3:25pm

Marshawn Lynch Made A Movie About His Life And It Looks Really Bad

Listen, I'm as confused as you are, but this is appears to be a promo for a movie about the life of Marshawn Lynch, starring Marshawn Lynch. It looks like an extremely bad movie! » 2/24/15 3:59pm 2/24/15 3:59pm

Justin Bartha Hits On Jill Martin In Weird Sideline Interview

Via Marcia Herold, here's an interview at the Knicks game with Jill Martin and an out-of-it Justin Bartha. (You know, the guy who didn't do anything in The Hangover.) Martin tries to talk about movies, but Bartha takes things his own way. » 2/22/15 2:55pm 2/22/15 2:55pm

Watch A Giant High School Football Player Dominate His Tiny Opponents

This is a highlight reel for Elijah Grady, a 6-foot-5, 295 lbs. senior who plays nine-man football for New Town High in New Town, N.D. Grady is technically an offensive tackle, but as you can see in this reel from Hudl.com, he does pretty much everything. Which is to say, if you like fat guy touchdowns, this is the… » 2/05/15 1:21pm 2/05/15 1:21pm

Fake 90's Commercial Has An Extremely Dark Twist

This sketch from RocketJump starts out as a pastiche of 1990s commercials for kids—you know, the ones that had fisheye lenses, a ton of electric guitar, and ATTITUDE—but things take a turn for the disgusting about 47 seconds in. You've been warned. » 2/03/15 4:26pm 2/03/15 4:26pm

Naked-Ass Cowboy Goes For A Stroll On Snowy Highway

I'm going to be honest, you aren't going to get a very long look at at the naked-ass cowboy in the video above, but I think your experience will be better for it. It's like a Bigfoot sighting: One second you're looking at nothing but a snowy Detroit highway, and in the next you're getting a brief glimpse at a… » 2/02/15 1:58pm 2/02/15 1:58pm

What Is This Batshit Anti-Nike, Anti-Kevin Durant Website?

This is just one of the many completely insane image macros that can currently be found at townofloveokc.publishpath.com. From what I can gather, this site is run by a crazy person who believes two things very strongly: Nike is an evil, Godless corporation, and Kevin Durant is the devil. » 1/29/15 4:04pm 1/29/15 4:04pm

Sal Paolantonio Has Found The Real Victim Of Ballghazi

We still have nine days until the Super Bowl, everyone. Mark Brunell getting upset over the possibility of Tom Brady fibbing is not the nadir of Ballghazi, though that'd be nice. On this morning's Colin Cowherd radio atrocity, Sal Paolantonio remixed a classic hand-wringing angle—Think of the children!—into… » 1/23/15 1:40pm 1/23/15 1:40pm

Baylor Played An NAIA Team For The Sake Of A Dopey Movie

There's a noticeable oddity among today's college basketball box scores: The Baylor Bears, a nationally ranked Division I team, beat the hell out of the Huston-Tillotson Rams, an NAIA team that has a few Division I schools on its schedule, but has no real business playing against the big boys. The motivations behind… » 1/22/15 9:45am 1/22/15 9:45am

Seahawks Tweet, Delete MLK Quote With Photo Of Crying Russell Wilson

Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson had tears streaming down his face after Seattle beat the Packers in overtime. He was crying as the team huddled up for the postgame prayer circle, and he was still crying through his postgame interview. Wilson was understandably emotional over the team's miraculous comeback, and… » 1/19/15 3:31pm 1/19/15 3:31pm

Hey, Can Someone Help This Guy With The Iron Rod Stuck In His Head?

According to the Associated Press, this scene took place in a gas station in a small town in New Zealand. No need to panic or anything, but it would be really chill if someone could just, you know, help this guy out with the whole rod-in-the-head situation. » 1/19/15 10:45am 1/19/15 10:45am