CNN Asks How Recent Anti-Semitic Shootings Affect The KKK's Brand

When CNN wrote the worst Kurt Cobain lede ever, we figured that they had done something on which they couldn't improve. Here, though, is a long article ("Can This KKK Leader Rebrand?") from the once-respected news organization suggesting that the true victims of the recent Overland Park shootings may actually have been… » 4/21/14 11:50am Monday 11:50am

US Airways Explains How That Plane-In-A-Vagina Photo Happened

Thanks to the New York Daily News, we finally know why the US Airways Twitter account shared an image of a woman sticking a model airplane into her vagina with its followers. The answer? Whoever was running the account was trying to flag the image as inappropriate and ended up inadvertently including it in a tweet. » 4/15/14 7:11pm 4/15/14 7:11pm

ESPN's Website To Celebrate Hank Aaron With Night Of Cosplay

Forty years ago today, Hank Aaron hit the 715th home run of his career, surpassing Babe Ruth's mark of 714 and setting the all-time career home run record. Even with Barry Bonds having long since surpassed the record, this is one of the great moments in American sports history, more than worth marking out with special… » 4/08/14 1:21pm 4/08/14 1:21pm

Doomsday Prepper Sells Heavy Metal Bed & Breakfast To Fund Marijuana Biz

My neighbor is a reality TV star. Brent Bruns II, who with his family appeared on such intelligent National Geographic Channel programs as Doomsday Preppers and Doomsday Castle, decided to settle down in our neighborhood and open a rock & roll-themed bed and breakfast. Alas, he's now selling it to go into the marijuana… » 3/23/14 12:02pm 3/23/14 12:02pm

We Have Found The Worst March Madness Bracket Ever

The regular "bad bracket" is boring. There's not much fun in mocking someone else's picks. We're all throwing darts at the same dartboard, after all. But the bracket you see above, which was sent to us by a tipster who is presumably in the same tourney pool, is something else. It's an impressive hot mess. The total… » 3/21/14 11:52am 3/21/14 11:52am

Batshit Insane Twitter Account Has 11,000 Tweets And Zero Followers

We seriously have no idea what @TpTonyW's deal is, other than that he claims to be from Moncton, New Brunswick and seems to be involved in a lot of criminal activities. He's also foulmouthed, racist, homophobic, and sexist. He tweets in spurts, and rapid-fire—97 times in one day, recently. And he's tweeting to nobody. » 3/10/14 6:21pm 3/10/14 6:21pm

Someone Ranked The Best Minnesota High School Hockey Tourney Hair

Since Minnesota loves hockey at all levels, the high school state tournaments are televised, with each kid getting at least a few seconds of camera time for the team introductions. For the past four years, a man has ranked the best hair—flow, salad, or lettuce, if you will—from those intros. It's a bit weird but mostly … » 3/09/14 11:00am 3/09/14 11:00am