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To Watch Tonight

Christmas Ape — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:10:26 EDT

What to watch while rethinking your game...

In Progress: Los Angeles Dodgers at New York Mets. [FOX] Chad Billingsley vs. Mike Pelfry. Joe Torre came back to New York for this?
In Progress: Los Angeles Sparks vs. Washington Mystics. The media will not let you dislike Candace Parker, try as you might. [ABC]
Movie: Mean Girls. An angry lesbian gets back at the girls who jilted her. 6 p.m. [ABC Family]
Movie: The Rookie. Finally, a movie that captures the golden years of the Devil Rays. 7 p.m. [ABC]
Stanley Cup Finals Game 4: Detroit Red Wings at Pittsburgh Penguins. Can the Pens make a habit of this whole scoring thing? 8 p.m. [NBC]
EliteXC Saturday Night Fights: Kimbo Slice is secretly replaced by Dmitri Young, few notice. 9 p.m. [CBS]

To Watch Tonight

Christmas Ape — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:40:33 EST

What to watch while looking over unfortunate headlines...

Movie: Air Force One, 6:30 p.m. [TNT] Not as good as Wife Force One.

Movie: The Apartment, 8 p.m. [TCM] If you don't like this movie, I hate you.

College Basketball: North Carolina at Duke, 9 p.m. [ESPN] As a Maryland alum, I'm rooting for ~~a terrorist attack~~ ~~no really, a terrorist attack~~ a fierce continuation of a ~~lame~~ storied rivalry.

Boxing: Oleg Maskaev vs. Samuel Peter for the WBC Heavyweight title, 9:30 p.m. [HBO]

What to Watch

Christmas Ape — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:50:52 EST

What to watch while waiting for your high school chemistry teacher to join Marlo's crew...

NCAA: Ohio State at Michigan, 1 p.m. [CBS]
Movie: True Grit, 1 p.m. [TCM]
NASCAR: Daytona 500, 2 p.m. [FOX]
Movie: Friday Night Lights, 2:30 p.m. [FX]
NHL: Detroit Red Wings at Dallas Stars, 3:30 p.m. [NBC]
TV: The Simpsons, 8 p.m. Eh, it's new. [FOX]
NBA: All-Star Game, 8:30 p.m. [TNT]
TV: The Wire, 9 p.m. That Templeton sure is a rat. HEY-OOO! [HBO]
TV: Breaking Bad, 10 p.m. Science and drugs, together at last. [AMC]