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    Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/09/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    Because I know the denizens of DUAN will love this, heres a song a friend sent me that I hadn't thought about in at least 6 or 7 years. That was a good thing.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    I've been going to work before the sun rises since 2001.
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/08/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Are you a land baron?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    @Business_Socks:


    My work hours are 6:30-3:00

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    Image of OttosBrother OttosBrother
    03/08/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:
    But you had a good weekend, right? I mean, you saw us ruin Marquette's senior day.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    @OttosBrother:


    Yes indeedy. It's nice to know that you're locked into the Tourney after the past few years.

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    I cant believe I just watched Celebrity Apprentice--although I think one day, if it lasts that long, Manny will be on it
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/08/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: What will push it over the top is if Boras shows up and whispers in Manny's ear anytime he's forced to make a decision.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/08/09

    @Business_Socks: ! I see it now--Celebrity Apprentice on ESPN--Boras as Trump


    If they end up doing this I want credit

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    03/08/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz: I'd love to watch A-Rod cheating on a challenge like selling the most ice cream sandwiches.
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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/08/09

    @Business_Socks: Or Oreo sandwich cookies with Rodman and Madonna


    I think they've done it

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    03/08/09

    @Fawn Liebowitz:


    ______ and Madonna. I think they've done it.


    You see that blank? You can put almost any name in it and it will be true.

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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    03/08/09

    @Business_Socks: And I say--good for her, cause everybody wins!


    And everyone who didnt take advantage of extra sunlight for an hour today, shame on you--sleep be damned!


    Night, all!!!!

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    The best thing about the Canada/US game yesterday was that 45,000 people showed up for a baseball game in Toronto. All we want is a reason to believe, Blue Jays, and we'll show up! Hell, I show up anyway, because I enjoy heckling relief pitchers and discarding peanut shells on the ground with impunity.
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    03/08/09

    @Kid Canada: Hell, I show up anyway, because I enjoy heckling relief pitchers and discarding peanut shells on the ground with impunity.


    You know, we're considering August 15th for the Detroit PP this year simply for the opportunity to heckle Farnsworth from the SRO above the visitor's bullpen...

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat:


    I think I will try to make it this year.


    But seriously, the Royals?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat:


    FARNY!!!!!!!

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    03/08/09

    @Kid Canada: yeaaaaah - that date was more of a "hey, this looks to be when most people are available...". The Royals are an unfortunate side-effect. Although they'll probably be 10 games ahead of Detroit by then. Plus, HECKLING FARNS!
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat:


    HEY GUYS IT'S KY

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/08/09

    @Kid Canada:


    KYLE FARNSWORTH BITCHES

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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat: Make sure you wear your gym shoes, the Farns is no Boof Bonser, he will climb up the wall and chase you down.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat: Now I'm even more (potentially) excited. Heckling Farns for a Cubs fan is a thing of great joy.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/08/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: DUde, did I just read back there that you are unavailable for the Chi? Very disappointing. Are you going to the Big D?
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/08/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: He's been ours TWICE. I feel I owe him something.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    03/08/09

    @J-No: all you have to do is put a fan in the way and he'll be down for 4-6 weeks.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat: Pride of ownership and all.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/08/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: That was a sketchy one. But still better than the spider story or the sneeze heard round the North Side.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    Lets play 5 more in Albany.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    Double OT!!!!!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    This Rider/Niagara game is a helluva game. Too bad not too many people can see it.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    This is not the Green Tom Show!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    I sure am glad that Old Spice has this Bodywash/Shampoo combination. Just the other day, in the midst of my busy life, I wondered how much time I was wasting by using separate containers for what I use to wash my head and what I use to wash my ass. Thank God Old Spice has their finger on the consumer's pulse, or my fears might have never been abated.
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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    03/08/09

    @ClintonPortishead: You're like the Andy Rooney of Deadspin, if Andy Rooney were Wayne Rooney and literate.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/08/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Back in the olden days people used to use a bar of soap to wash their hair. Or maybe we were just poor.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/08/09

    @J-No: All this has happened before, and will happen again.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/08/09

    @ClintonPortishead:

    Laurence Maroney is glad you know to wash u ass.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/08/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: It is funny, we all go to my Ma's house on Sunday and we were talking about that today. How much simpler we are looking at things. 6 months ago, I was thinking about buying a new German car. I just wanted one. One of my friends have one and I love her car. Why not I figured. I earned it. Now I am like, I can get another 100000 miles out of this Honda. Let it ride!
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/08/09

    @Rock You Like An Iracane: Thank you, noble sir. If I should ever have to leave these vaunted grounds, just lay those kind words on my tombstone. And play it at my farewell parade. And write it in the sky with a thousand planes. And above all else, remember that I did, in fact, once get down in a Burger King Bathroom.


    /CPSL'd

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    So, perhaps I'll enjoy watching Dunn at Nats Park this year. When he's not clogging up the bases.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    Adam Dunn can rake. You know, provided he's not striking out.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/08/09

    @Yostal: Adam Dunn - Mr. TTO. I'd pull for the Cards to sign him, but we don't have a spot for him.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/08/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: You'll have to offer the Nats something for him first - and Bowden's gone now so put away the shiny objects.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat: Got it. Putting away the Ankiel.


    But seriously, he's a TTO 1B/LF. Pujols and Ludwick are filling those slots better and more cheaply, respectively. If Dunn could play a decent 2B, on the other hand . . . well, he'd be insanely rich.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/08/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: he's big enough where if you stuck him at 2nd, 85% of the balls hit his way would likely bounce off his body and stay in the infield. That's gotta be better than whatever you kids are throwing out there these days...
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat: Schumaker's only 8 inches shorter than Dunn. Plus he hits . . . .302/.359./.406 with 8 HR. Yeah, it's too bad Dunn can't play second.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/08/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: don't you dare refute my Adam Dunn at 2B Joke with your damn facts.
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    Image of Craig Eshericks Mustache Craig Eshericks Mustache
    03/08/09

    @Jerkwheat: Who's refuting? It's still damned funny (that line was Skip's).
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    03/08/09

    @Craig Eshericks Mustache: ah, I just figured that wasn't too awful for a 2B. I'm used to Polanco and his slap hitting ways.


    LOVE YOU PLACIDOME.

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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    Now that was Sorrentine range, but it wasn't a swish.
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    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    WOW Niagara banks in a 30 footer to send the game to OT. I love March!!!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    I did not hear bank called in the Niagara game.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    03/08/09

    In reply to Bob Ryan's Face Refuses To Grow Old Gracefully
    Dear Team America:


    Just because you have a seven run lead does NOT mean you need to let Venezuela score some runs to make it interesting.

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    03/08/09

    @Yostal: not even for a Guillen homer?
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