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    Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has

    South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    The Eisbären Berlin won't be happy about this. #hockey
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    I hope the bear goes to hell so he can get a second swipe at the dickless shit-for-brains who thought it would be OK to force a bear into captivity so he could play hockey for the entertainment of any mouth-breather with five dollars.
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    Edited by Theodore Donald Kerabatsos at 10/22/09 4:30 PM Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was starred Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was unstarred
    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    I Sher-Wood like to see video. #hockey
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    The Hockey Playing Ice Twink escaped unharmed. #hockey
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    Image of SteveJeltzFan SteveJeltzFan
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    The angry sports bears are officially out to get us
    Not all of us. Just the Cubs. #hockey
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    Bob Probert calls that a "double minor." #hockey
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/22/09

    @ClueHeywood: Shouldn't that be an "Ursa Minor"? #hockey
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    10/22/09

    In reply to Begun, The Hockey Playing Ice Bear War Has
    Good thing it wasn't a women's hockey game.. #hockey
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    10/10/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    If he was Italian, he would now have a speech impediment.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    How about I just go eat some hay. I could make things out of clay, and lay by the bay, I just may. What d'ya say?
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    Image of This is my Star This is my Star
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    Wildlife workers killed the alligator and retrieved the arm in the hopes it might be reattached.

    Because who wouldn't want a gnarled, shattered, disgusting stump reattached?
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    10/09/09

    @This is my Star: /insert John Wayne Bobbit joke here
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    Image of Fogg Fogg
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    Even money the other three guys finished the round.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    Steve Irwin dies, and the gators and crocs think they own the place.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    Exactly like that one guy in that one movie about the other guy but a little bit different.
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    Edited by sir_pantsalot at 10/09/09 5:29 PM sir_pantsalot was starred sir_pantsalot was unstarred
    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    When Kruk tries to retrieve his ball from the drink, the major worry is that his hand will be covered in formaldehyde.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/09/09

    In reply to South Carolina Golfer Loses Arm To Angry Alligator
    One concussion, and Tebow goes feral.
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