Due to continued slander, I have to make one final statement: At the time my video was posted into this article, I actually had the embed function DISABLED on YouTube. Deadspin took it off illegally. No one on here has right to comment on this video. I have given a "cease and desist" order to Deadspin which they are breaking by leaving this article up at all. It was never intended to leave YouTube where I was screening comments. It was made to be a comedy cheer posted to be silly, to get people to laugh with me, to be happy for The Phillies, and not to be stolen to allow you to take out your pathetic aggressions in degrading women on me. I have no more to say on this matter and I should expect no one else will violate my "cease and desist" order, either, as I have escalated this entire situation to my lawyer and any additional parties who choose to post comments should realize they do so at their own risk. Thank you. - Sarah #philadelphiaphillies
@SEDonaldson: "Degrading women"? Sorry, Sarah, but you covered that for us. Also, it wouldn't matter if it were man, woman, hermahrodite or some as-yet-to-be-discovered variant of gender performing this song, I'd still be laughing at you. #philadelphiaphillies
@SEDonaldson: Your lawyer just called. The printer forgot to include a question mark, comma and exclamation mark on his business cards, therefore he will NOT be able to take your case on contingency. #philadelphiaphillies
From: Sarah's Fancy New York Jew Lawyer
To: Deadspin Commentariat
Let this be Phair warning to all commenters who continue to Phling insults and slanderous statements towards my client -- we will sue you Bastardos.
We will take you for all you're Werth. I hope you've all had your Phil, because I guarantee we will be Victorinorious in our suit. We're going to Yank the smiles off your faces. We will Lee you penniless.
@SEDonaldson: Oddly enough, I'm a lawyer, and by application of 27 Federal Internet Code section 468.09(B)(ii)(c), (available: here I cancelled your cease and desist, so we're all set over here. #philadelphiaphillies
@Artie Fufkin: This is how bad it is... they have locked my screen name, I have never approved of it to be my screen name, and I can't change it as much as I have tried from the start of standing up for myself. And, you all like and support this ill-spirited site that goes as far as to violate my privacy by not allowing me to select my own screen name? You KNOW that is not ok. #philadelphiaphillies
I wonder why this video was removed by the user... I am her. It was illegal for it to be embedded on third party websites, and Deadspin has illegally shared it with you all for your disgusting display of immature rudeness. You should all be ashamed.
@SEDonaldson:
Being upset that a video you uploaded on one site ended up displayed on other sites is like walking out of your house into the pouring rain and getting pissed that you got wet.
Also, the rudeness on this site is actually quite mature. Even the poop jokes have a certain quiet nobility that comes with age and experience. #philadelphiaphillies
@twoeightnine: I for one think the amount of judgement placed on her based upon her looks is appalling. Almost as appalling as posting a picture of her without her knowledge. And of course, if it is with her knowledge, I'm appalled that she would give consent. I'm also Tommy Craggs. #philadelphiaphillies
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By the way...nice tits. #philadelphiaphillies
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It's more of an *obligation* at this point. #philadelphiaphillies
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From: Sarah's Fancy New York Jew Lawyer
To: Deadspin Commentariat
Let this be Phair warning to all commenters who continue to Phling insults and slanderous statements towards my client -- we will sue you Bastardos.
We will take you for all you're Werth. I hope you've all had your Phil, because I guarantee we will be Victorinorious in our suit. We're going to Yank the smiles off your faces. We will Lee you penniless.
sent from my iPhone #philadelphiaphillies
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FAIL
Delicious, hilarious, spectacular fail #philadelphiaphillies
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/Hall & Oates'd #philadelphiaphillies
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Being upset that a video you uploaded on one site ended up displayed on other sites is like walking out of your house into the pouring rain and getting pissed that you got wet.
Also, the rudeness on this site is actually quite mature. Even the poop jokes have a certain quiet nobility that comes with age and experience. #philadelphiaphillies
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C'mon guys, she's not that bad...
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I know her... #philadelphiaphillies
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