Mmmm....cellulite. Seriously, if you're going to do a porno, you need somebody hot to look at. The back of some 40-something former MILF's cottage-cheese thighs doesn't do it for me.
At the end of the movie, Tony tries to shoot his load from the condo onto Devon's back on the green, and if he gets it on her tramp stamp, everyone gets free lettuce wraps courtesy of P.F. Wangs.
[Photo: Riot police contain supporters of Mozambique's national soccer team after their World Cup 2010 qualifying soccer match against Kenya in Maputo, September 6, 2009. It's a crackdown.(REUTERS/Grant Lee Buffalo)]
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Tell me about it. Apparently masturbating in the pro shop is one of them.
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And no, for once, this is not a double entendre.
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That and wearing jeans are two of the best ways to get banned from a country club.
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And yeah, wearing Wranglers to Morningwood CC or whatever will totally get you tossed, ever if you're Brett Favre.
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I guess this ends any hope for a golf-themed episode of Ball Honeys
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