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Thu Nov 12
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Dude, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes. #undierun
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LOLZ~!!! Who else would you sleep with? #undierun
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1. Stuck hand in running car motor
2. Stuck hand in running boat motor
3. Stuck hand in running tractor motor
4. Stuck hand in running power lawnmower motor #whimsy
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If I actually got angry every time a man says something stupid and sexist on the internet, I would have died of a massive brain hemorrhage by now. How are you still alive to send email? #philliesfan