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FC Barcelona Attempts To Train On National Mall, Gets Smacked Down By Surly Park Police Officer

There was a time when rowdy pick-up soccer games took place on the Ellipse in front of the White House, when a powerful leg could damn near reach the Rose Garden. No longer. The pigs cracked down after 9/11, when it was decreed that foreign commie sports enjoyed by minorities were not to be played within a mile of…