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Mark Sanchez Is Poised ... To Be A WhiffenpoofBecause no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day....

One Man's Old Fake Plastic Penis Utility Belt Is Another Man's Sports Memorabilia$750. That's how much the owner of a Mankato sports bar payed to own Onterrio Smith's storied Whizzinator. "I'd love to have the Original Whizzinator on display. ... I'm going to use it."[RandBall]...

You Can Be The Proud Owner Of Onterrio Smith's WhizzinatorIt's the perfect gift for the man in your life who routinely fails drug tests. It could also be used as a funny gag gift for a 40th birthday or a Christmas tree ornament. [RandBall]...