Man Assaults Mascot During Game Of Musical Chairs Gone Wrong

If you have small children, or a particular affinity for minor league hockey mascots, look away now. Police are investigating whether this attack on Marty the Marmot should be treated as a crime; fans are wondering if Canada couldn't institute capital punishment just this once. » 11/04/13 12:53pm 11/04/13 12:53pm

Fans Throw 21,000 Teddy Bears Onto The Ice After Goal

Often imitated, never duplicated, the WHL's Calgary Hitmen's annual Teddy Bear Toss is the best spectacle in junior hockey, and it's for a good cause. Fans bring stuffed animals to the game, and upon the Hitmen's first goal, they're hurled onto the ice in an orgiastic torrent of plush. The bears are then donated to… » 12/03/12 11:05am 12/03/12 11:05am

Apocalyptic Teddy-Bear Rain Delays Hockey Game

Fans and players in Calgary were horrified as plushy death rained from the rafters. Scores were killed, maimed, and softly nuzzled to sleep. » 12/16/10 12:30pm 12/16/10 12:30pm