Jose Offerman's Lawyer Is Awesome

We are not experts in legal matters — we leave this to Deadspin LLP — but we'd have to think Jose Offerman is gonna have a difficult time convincing a jury that he didn't attack a minor league pitcher with a bat. But what do we know? Maybe he'll use the "I thought I saw a mosquito" excuse. » 9/27/07 5:20pm 9/27/07 5:20pm