This Guy's Terrible Mashups Of Hozier's "Take Me To Church" Are Great

Have you ever listened to a song and felt it was missing that special something? Maybe you thought the tune was excessively cheery, and needed more melancholy wailing from the likes of Hozier, the dour Irish dude whose droning "Take Me to Church" is, somewhat inexplicably, a huge pop hit. » 3/18/15 12:52pm 3/18/15 12:52pm

Amar'e Stoudemire Bathes In Red Wine, For Some Damn Reason

This morning, Knicks forward Amar'e Stoudemire posted a photo of himself bathing in red wine on his Instagram page. At the time, I honestly did not believe he was actually bathing in red wine, because why would a person do that? I was wrong. Amar'e Stoudemire bathes in wine all the damn time. » 10/16/14 4:09pm 10/16/14 4:09pm

This Mugshot Isn't Dan Le Batard

This morning, a reader named Jason sent us a link to a missing persons hoax in north Myrtle Beach, with no context other than a subject line that read: "This mugshot looks like Dan Le Batard." Yeah, it does. He's really got Dan's beard. » 7/17/14 2:06pm 7/17/14 2:06pm

Your Pavel-Datsyuk-In-A-Rap-Video GIF Roundup

Who among you could have guessed when you woke up this morning that at 2:07 p.m. EST you would get a Pavel-Datsyuk-in-a-rap-video GIF roundup post? Christmas truly is a magical time of year. » 12/21/13 2:07pm 12/21/13 2:07pm

Insane Man Goes Hunting For Murderous "Testicle-Eating" Fish

Jeremy Wade hosts a show called "River Monsters," so I suppose this would fall under the show's umbrella. After hearing word of a fish that killed two men by eating their testicles, causing them to bleed to death, Wade decided to seek out the culprit. » 6/30/12 6:15pm 6/30/12 6:15pm

It's Like Tim McCarver Talking, But To Music!

Don't wait until tomorrow morning to leave a voicemail for your boss saying you won't be coming in on Tuesday. That's the day Tim McCarver's new album drops. » 9/20/09 3:15pm 9/20/09 3:15pm

Meaningless Struggle: The Preseason Opener

Why do you watch preseason football? To prepare for hosting duties, I sat down last night to watch three of my least favorite things: 1. the Baltimore Ravens, 2. the Washington team, 3. an exhibition game. » 8/14/09 2:00pm 8/14/09 2:00pm