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    And A New Philly Slogan Is Born

    And This Is How "Why Can't Us?" Came To Be...

    Well, That Didn't Take Very Long

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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    yeah, this one is glorious in its stupidity and insipidness.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    You'd think the other fans at the Metrodome would warn him about leaving your wife unattended at a football game.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Hey, blame the guy who made the sign:
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/05/09

    @Chamomiles Davis:


    Uh, this guy:


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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Geez, the next time this guy makes a sign, he should really Take It Easy.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/05/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: In The Long Run, I think he will.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Don't mention Tampa
    They'll just know all the rest
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/05/09

    @Matt_T:


    Sometimes that guy's wife gets slapped. Sometime great signs turn out bad.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/05/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Eagles Wins. We's gotsta stay positive.

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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    01/05/09

    @Matt_T: It's one thing to start the playoffs with a positive jam but it's another thing to see it all through.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/05/09

    @Gourmet Spud: ...getting nailed against dumpsters, behind townie bars.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    That sign is almost as bad as bum rape.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    If they had lost, she was going to the Emergency Room.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    My best guess is that his wife would have some sort of connect to an Eagles SB Ticket (in Tampa) and should the Eagles make it there, she'll be attending, which is good for him, because he doesn't much like his wife, and would enjoy time spent without her, and decided to broadcast said feeling on National TV. Philadelphia: the city of tact.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Maybe it's not unfurled all the way.
    If the Philadelphia .... the NFC
    Then Myself and my ....!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Maybe it's a tribute to Henny Youngman.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Tampa Baykake?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    It must be South Philly street slang for oral sex.


    "Oh man, the wife really went to Tampa last night."

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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/05/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: And "Going to Cleveland" means waking up with penises tattooed on your forehead.


    Or is that "Going to Boston?"

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    Image of shea_guevara shea_guevara
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    I love how every single person in the picture--including other Eagles fans and the guy holding the sign--look as if they have no clue what the sign means.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    Given Tampa's location on a map of the United States, this must be a sexual metaphor.
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    01/05/09

    @Steve_U: "Going to Tampa" must be a euphemism for getting passed around like a collection basket at church.


    I know it is everytime my wife goes to Tampa.


    /Wait, what?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/05/09

    In reply to And A New Philly Slogan Is Born
    "Buzzsaw Wins, Will Leaves Brooklyn"
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    01/05/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Shouldn't it say "Buzzsaw Win, Will Leaves Brooklyn"?
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/05/09

    @MeSoHornsby:


    Yes. Thank you.

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