The Why Your Team Sucks Butthurt Awards

"Butthurt" is an awful word. Its origins are almost certainly tied to the "Bros icing bros" movement of aught-ten, as in, "Aw bro! You're just BUTTHURT because I iced you while Tina was givin' you a Jeff Smoker, bro!" We at Deadspin generally go out of our way to avoid using it, because it's a short walk from being BUTTHURT… » 9/07/12 4:23pm 9/07/12 4:23pm

Why Your Team Sucks 2012: Minnesota Vikings

Some people are fans of the Minnesota Vikings. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Minnesota Vikings. This 2012 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read the other Why Your Team Sucks 2012 previews here. For a rebuttal, see Vikings punter Chris Kluwe's "Why Your Website Sucks." » 8/23/12 10:00am 8/23/12 10:00am

Why Your Team Sucks 2012: New Orleans Saints

Some people are fans of the New Orleans Saints. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New Orleans Saints. This 2012 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read the other Why Your Team Sucks 2012 previews here. » 8/13/12 10:15am 8/13/12 10:15am