The Why Your Team Sucks Butthurt Awards

"Butthurt" is an awful word. Its origins are almost certainly tied to the "Bros icing bros" movement of aught-ten, as in, "Aw bro! You're just BUTTHURT because I iced you while Tina was givin' you a Jeff Smoker, bro!" We at Deadspin generally go out of our way to avoid using it, because it's a short walk from being… » 9/07/12 4:23pm 9/07/12 4:23pm