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    Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
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    Image of jodark jodark
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Can this get the Nightmare Fuel tag?
    I'm very near vomiting with that Semenya-mutant staring at me like Sloth from the Goonies with an afro.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @jodark: I'm sure she's sorry she doesn't meet your exacting standards of beauty. If it is more comforting, you could leave Deadspin and never return.
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Don't you think, if they were trying to make Semenya as traditionally-feminine looking as possible, they'd've done something about her eyebrows?

    Also, hi Choire!

    Note: Please post the standard "I hate it when the Jezebelles come over" responses below.
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    Image of Urbania Urbania
    09/11/09

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    Shawne Merriman, all that is good and right in this world.
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    09/11/09

    @Urbania: +1
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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Oh dear, no, not Roethlisberger. I mean, I'd pick him above like Cutler or Rivers or something but good lord he looks like a old potato with sprouts growing out of it.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Awl in the Family, as it were.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    What about Merton Hanks? Is Merton Hanks attractive to a homoist?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Wait, "Choire" is "Cory"? Shouldn't you be getting drafted in the NFL's first round somewhere?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    09/11/09

    @ClintonPortishead:

    You have reached the Choire hotline. Here are some words that rhyme with Choire: ghoire...sthoire...alleghoire...montesshoire...
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    Image of tekamul tekamul
    09/11/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Needs more apostrophes.
    Choi'Re would've been a winner
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    Image of enbox enbox
    09/11/09

    @Kid Canada:
    perfect
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    09/11/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Well, this disproves my theory that any unusual looking name I can't pronounce is just another creative spelling of "Antoine." I don't know what to believe anymore.
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    I am a former Yankees fan who has long since seen the light (the light being that the Yankees epitomize pretty much everything that is wrong and horrible about New York City.)

    Dude, there's a lot more road to travel from that dark place than you think.

    Have you been through the Making Amends by Smelling Game-Used Brosiuswear step yet?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Well, that's just great. You hear that, AJ? Bears. Now you're putting the whole commentariat in jeopardy.
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    Image of TT-Zop TT-Zop
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    What is this, opposite weekend? NYMag is my sports blog source, Deadspin is my gay catty fashion blog source.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    09/11/09

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    Wait, so judging by this story and this cover, you won Survivor: China?
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    Image of Barry Lutz Barry Lutz
    09/11/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: I think it's pretty clear that Arsenio Hall won Survivor: China.

    In drag.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Always to be remembering: Be funny.

    Also, mindless, unfunny bigotry will be dealt with.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    09/11/09

    @comment_ninja: Did you ever see that Chappelle's Show skit where he plays the blind white supremacist but he's actually black? Can I shamelessly crib that?

    Hehe. Condolingus.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    You sure do enjoy having your photo taken with cigarettes.
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    "a former Yankees fan who has long since seen the light"

    Congratulations, Choire. You left the yard.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    The Top & Sky tags are good, but you forgot Up, Down, Strange, Charm and Bottom
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    @HockeyMountain: You don't think the post was quarky enough as is?
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