Okay. So, I'm just trying to get prepared in advance. We've got The Shot, The Drive, The Fumble, etc etc, what's this going to be called? I've got to try to plan some rejoinders...
-they're giving up over 104 points per game -they're shooting around 40% from the floor -their entire bench production often fails to equal one player on the opposition -their coach has grown the worst-looking goatee since Spock in that one Star Trek episode
Panicking? Are you kidding me? We live for this shit. Who wouldn't want to see their teams fuck everything up year after year, after year, after ye....
To be fair, on his third step he turned his life over to God. So once again I will be focusing my daily screaming sessions on the omnipotent one. Well played Yahweh, well played.
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-they're giving up over 104 points per game
-they're shooting around 40% from the floor
-their entire bench production often fails to equal one player on the opposition
-their coach has grown the worst-looking goatee since Spock in that one Star Trek episode
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Well, if they didn't pay Mo money, they wouldn't have Mo problems.
/this is why I could never, ever be a guest editor
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Great advice, except nobody in Cleveland has any savings.
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Except for every economist in the western hemisphere with a working brain.
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Fuck it, I'm moving to Detroit.
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Besides Cubs fans of course.
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You're darn right, mister.