Hey Football Fans, Quiet Down A Little

According to an opinion piece in a major newspaper, you really shouldn't cheer so loudly at games. The other team can't hear their quarterback's signals, and that's not fair. » 9/15/10 1:30pm 9/15/10 1:30pm

Save The Endangered Canadian Beer Snake

The Winnipeg Blue Bombers are considering banning the age-old Canadian pastime of stacking beer cups, after spectators were "slightly injured" during this record-breaking attempt last week. Aw, but it almost reached the 55-yard line! [CBC] » 7/13/10 4:00pm 7/13/10 4:00pm

Adam Jones Heads To Great White North

The Pack-Man, as I will always know him, signed a one-year deal with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the CFL. I wonder if NAFTA covers importation of strip club labor. [Canadian Press] » 9/01/09 10:40am 9/01/09 10:40am

Milt Stegall Sets CFL Touchdown Record

You may not know this, but the Gawker Overlords have me hooked up to this machine that electrocutes me every time I even thi— BUZZ! Ah! Dammit! Every time I even think about posting a CFL stor— BUZZ! Shit! Story. But guess wha— BUZZ! Ouch! I don't care. Milt Stegall— BUZZ! Milt Stegall deserves his props, dammit! BUZZ! » 7/28/07 4:08pm 7/28/07 4:08pm