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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    I tried coming full circle once. Always came out more like an elipse though...
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/18/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: That beats my parabola. Well done, sir!
     Reply
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    "Next stop, Hollywood!"

    Pfft. That's not how you spell Playboy.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    My intention was to send that text message to Marion Ross. Mea culpa.
     Reply
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Relax lady. If this was England, you would have already been beheaded by the Emperor.
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    Image of kemperboyd kemperboyd
    11/18/09

    @Stev D: No my friend. If it were here (England) someone would have shaken her hand. That's how you play proper English hardman football.
     Reply
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Fuck that, I'm still on Team Jacob.

    #omg!
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/18/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe:

    Lobos are wolves dude...think about it.
     Reply
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    New Mexico?? What the hell is that? Are you a state or a country? Make up your mind!
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    If this was the early 60s, her next stop would be the leader of Phil Spector Girls group.
     Reply
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Lambert went on to explain that she just hates Mormons.
     Reply
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Don't Worry Baby, I'm not a weirdo.
     Reply
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Hey, I'm just happy to have her working on Windows 7.

    (No, they will not pay your rent.)
     Reply
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    If you kind of unfocus your eyes, it looks like she's suckling a very large pink bunny through her form-fitting shirt.
     Reply
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    Image of Las Goteras Las Goteras
    11/18/09

    @AzureTexan: And if you really let your eyes zone out you'll see a silhouette of a girl tugging another one down by her pony-tail in the wall behind her.
     Reply
    AzureTexan promoted this comment Las Goteras was starred Las Goteras was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    @Las Goteras: You're right. I don't know how I missed that. (It'll be more prominent, I'm guessing, on the director's cut.)
     Reply
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Robert Evans take?

    One, rough play is a part of soccer life.

    It sure is, kitten!

    Two, even though she temporarily lost her mind, she is not a she-devil.

    Between the sheets? You bet she is!

    Three, you're all a bunch of sicko pervs.

    Yeah, we are. But you are one foxy minx! Giddyup!
     Reply
    Edited by roland_t_flakfizer at 11/18/09 2:08 PM roland_t_flakfizer was starred roland_t_flakfizer was unstarred
    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    I'd let her stub out cigars on my belly.
     Reply
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    I predict next year's Lobo home games to be the best attended matches ever.

    Here's hoping that prediction pans better for the New Mexico women's soccer team than it did for the New York Liberty.
     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11/18/09

    In reply to Elizabeth Lambert Comes Full Circle
    Lambert says was most upset that people assumed that because she plays the game a little dirty, she must be some kind of bi-curious S&M freak.

    Most people assumed the same thing about Christopher for consenting to make 5 Highlander films.
     Reply
    MattinglysSideburns was starred MattinglysSideburns was unstarred
    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/18/09

    @MattinglysSideburns: or direct crappy horror flicks and music videos.
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