Possible assassinations of NBA owners could give the regular season the jolt of excitement it's been lacking. I'm on board with this. #mikhailprokhorov
I think it's safe to assume that Kalmanovich was hiding a secret physics formula that would turn all of the world's borscht into something exponentially less disgusting. #mikhailprokhorov
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Yes, but their fight song — "It Is Very Cold, And We Are Very Drunk, So Let Us Go Home To Watch Very Old Reruns Of 'It's Vladimir!' On Our 12-Inch Mugnovax TV" — always leaves me less than inspired. #mikhailprokhorov
I wouldn't be so quick to jet off to Europe, I just watched this documentary called "Taken." Once a woman from America sets foot on European soil, they go right from the baggage claim to BAM! sex slave an extremely wealthy swarthy guy.
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Run it by Francesa. I'm sure he's all over it like Francesa on heavily-buttered rice. #mikhailprokhorov
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BANG!!!
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Did you intend for that to sound dirty?
Maybe it's just me.
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/anytime THE MENTALIST posts simultaneously with you, your post inherently becomes dirty and a puppy gets AIDS.