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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Svetlana Kuznetsova and Jelena Jankovic, both bounced from the singles draw, begin their doubles campaign tonight. Their opening match will be played on the Isle of Man.
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    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Yeah but they use the uglier ball girls on Courts 1 and Courts 2, so it kind of balances out.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    by English standards, the Williams sisters are not attractive. Then again, by English standards mustard is an acceptable substitute for toothpaste.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Well this is an upgrade of Wimbeldon's earlier policy of:


    Uggo's only get night matches... under 1/4 light.

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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Next year's seeding will be determined through three rounds of Are You Hot or Not
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    I was wondering why Amelie Mauresmo's match was being played in the parking lot
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Between this post and yesterday's "women get periods" post, I'm surprised the ladies of Jezebel haven't burned Deadspin to the ground yet.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?


    -Nigel Tufnel

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/29/09

    In reply to At Wimbledon, Court 2 Means You're Ugly
    Wait...what? On what planet are the Williams sisters not good looking? They are amazing looking!


    Racism needs to fucking die. FFS!


    LOL Jezebel.

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/29/09

    @ArkansasFred: SAT answer of the day:
    Wait...what? On what planet are the Williams sisters not good looking? They are amazing looking!


    Racism needs to fucking die. FFS!


    is the logical equivalent to:


    Wait...what? On what planet is liver not good tasting? It is amazing!


    Vegetarianism needs to fucking die. FFS!

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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/29/09

    @HockeyMountain: Proofread your comment to make sure you don't have artifacts of your first idea for a poor joke dumbass.
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    Image of The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker
    06/25/09

    In reply to Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
    Martina Navratilova used to 'grunt' on the tennis court and we all know how that ended up.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/25/09

    In reply to Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
    Listen, I may not remember much about the sounds of sport of thirty years ago


    Really? I remember Billie Jean King did some really fascinating bird calls at the '75 Wimbledon.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/25/09

    In reply to Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
    The last time I felt so much uninhibited sexual longing in a column it was Peggy Noonan writing about Grover Norquist.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/25/09

    In reply to Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
    Senhorita Larcher de Brito is more of a shrieker, as was Ms. Sharapova


    Frank, you're supposed to chloroform them before you lock them in the storm cellar.

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    06/25/09

    In reply to Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
    Give me a good grunt on the tennis court any day, even if it isn't really a grunt.


    You do know that 90% of women fake their grunts while on the court?

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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    06/25/09

    In reply to Once Again, Frank Deford Can't Hide His Horny Old Manliness
    Let he among Deadspin commenters who has been laid in the past six months cast the first stone.
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