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woody paige
Broncos Stink Like A Flower That Stinks Really Bad
Here's a game for you the next time you pick up the sports section of a newspaper. (If people still do that these days. Zing! High five!) Find their local columnist and count how many consecutive one-sentence paragraphs that lead off their article. Today, it's Woody Paige, and the count comes in at six. More »
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By Matt SussmanComment by jello44: Oh please, the Broncos were bad last season, but they weren't THAT bad. The Raiders were FAR worse, but that's... more » | Other threads
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woody paige
Woody Paige Would Like To Trade Matt Holliday For Magic Beans
We've certainly made fun of Woody Paige for a while around these parts, but we've still given him a level of esteem and prestige above that of a random late-night talk-radio caller. But considering the amount of basic understanding (or lack thereof) of how the operation of a baseball team works he showed in yesterday's column about the Rockies and Matt Holliday, we have perhaps been too generous. More »
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By Will LeitchComment by That-Dude: @Sandburgh: Uh, hence "type", and your statement is incorrect. Of course there can be a sign and trade . .... more » | Other threads
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media approval ratings
Media Approval Ratings: Woody Paige
We used to have a lot more fun with Woody Paige than we do now because, back when we first started this site, we felt compelled to write about "Cold Pizza" every day, because it was so ridiculous and because we were home all day and the only people watching. (We are certain we were the only people on earth to catch the time Woody ate dog food on air.) More »
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By Will LeitchComment by kurt9988: Woody is someone who speaks faster than he thinks. He might be okay if he would slow down a little.... more » | Other threads
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woody paige
"No Artest, no Miller, no place to go and no way to get there for Sacramento. Hakuna matata. It means "no worries" for the Nuggets. Worry. Kings beat Jokers Saturday night." I recognize most of those words as English, but strung together as such, what the hell was just said? [Denver Post]
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By sussmanComment by Swordchucks, yo: @Signal to Noise: Also, saying Woody Paige had a senior moment is an insult. To seniors. more » | Other threads
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baseball hall of fame
Inside The Mind Of Baseball HOF Voters
The next class of the Baseball Hall of Fame will be announced next Tuesday, and it should be a tight squeeze for a few folks. How seriously are the Hall of Fame voters taking this historic election? More »
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By LeitchComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: @StevePerryPsychOut: The Mysterians were good, but ? was only a no. 3 starter on that '68 WS winner. more » | Other threads
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If You're Nice To Woody Paige, You Have A Chance At The Hall Of Fame
Keith Law and Rob Neyer, two guys who know more baseball than we've forgotten — wait ... is that how that phrase goes? — but they can't vote for the Hall of Fame. Woody Paige can. Vegas Watch looks at Paige's detailed, thorough thought process. More » -
words of wisdom and peace
September 11: Perspectives From Bayless, Mariotti And Paige
It's the six-year anniversary of September 11 today, and we're not gonna make a huge thing about it, because everyone should grieve / remember in their own personal way. To commemorate the occasion, though, we thought it might be fun to step in the way back machine and see how three of our great political minds reacted to the situation in print at the time: Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti and Skip Bayless. Come with us. More »
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By LeitchComment by Camp Tiger Claw: @O.D.B. McDowell: So, since Jackie Robinson, have there been any other ball players to break the color barrier? more » | Other threads
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espn, sexual harassment, and you
Rita Ragone Has Influential Friends
Be advised, Woody Paige; if you think that you're going to steamroll Rita Ragone in this sexual harrassment lawsuit due to your celebrity status, think again. Ms. Ragone, Stylist to the Stars, has some powerful friends. According to her web site, not only is Stephen A. Smith in her corner, but she also counts The Great Throwdini as a personal friend. So unless Woody is friends with The Amazing Throwgali, he had better watch it. More » -
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ESPN Would Like You To Know That Only Harold Reynolds Harasses People
Probably time to check in on that whole Woody Paige sexual harassment lawsuit business. Not that many new details have been released since yesterday, except that we've learned a bit more about Jay Crawford, amazingly. (Seriously, we didn't think they guy even knew how to read.) We did enjoy the following denials from both ESPN and Atlantic Video (the production company of "Cold Pizza.") More »
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By LeitchComment by grungedave: I bet Isaiah Washington has an opinion on ESPN's reasoning for the discrepancy here! more » | Other threads
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ESPN, Woody Paige Sued For Sexual Harassment
As if ESPN wasn't having enough troubles, word just broke: The network and Woody Paige are being sued by a former "Cold Pizza" makeup artist for sexual harassment. ("Fire him!") The juicy and terrifying details:
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By LeitchComment by 1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: testes hehehehe more » | Other threads
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dallas cowboys
Woody Paige Fingers Terry Glenn
If you were watching Around the Horn yesterday (just kidding, I know you weren't), you might have seen Woody Paige reveal the locker-room snitch that Terrell Owens told Michael Irvin all about. Owens said in the ESPN interview that someone inside the Dallas organization made it a point to tell the media about even the slightest of his transgressions, but he wouldn't say name him, and hadn't confronted him. Woody Paige dropped a dime on the snitch yesterday. Maybe. More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by SonnyHooper: anyone pitching in on woody's christmas gift with me go to http://stopsnitching... more » | Other threads
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espn
Woody Paige Refutes His Own Refutation
About three weeks ago, "Cold Pizza" dog-food eater Woody Paige denied rumors that he was leaving New York and all its Atlantic Video goodness to go back to The Denver Post and write columns about, uh, wearing funny hats or something. He said the rumors were just rumors. More » -
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Woody Paige Enters Mode Of Retreat
We've made fun of "Cold Pizza"'s and "Around The Horn"'s Woody Paige around these parts, if just because we're one of the 13 people on Earth who actually watches "Cold Pizza." (Unless they're playing Plinko on "The Price Is Right.") Also, because Paige isn't against the notion of eating dog food on live television. More »
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By LeitchComment by Goober King: Who can forget "M...O...N...O..... P-O-L-Y!"?! I make myself sad for remembering that show... more » | Other threads
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Clipping Coupons At "Cold Pizza"
We know we pick on "Cold Pizza" a little more than we should around here; it's kind of an easy target sometimes, and besides, since we're here by ourselves all day, it's the only thing on. It's not as bad a show as, say, "Quite Frankly" or "Teammates," which is not to say it will ever be confused with anything good. More »
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By LeitchComment by justjudith: eventually, don't people get sick of cold pizza? this whole thing doesn't seem to be well thought out. i'm sure... more » | Other threads
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blogdome
Elsewhere...
• I'm not from Philadelphia or New Jersey, so you'll have to forgive me, but I don't get the appeal of the Wing Bowl. Many seem to enjoy it, though. [The 700 Level] More »
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By mjdeadspinComment by CliffX: Congrats to Tony! A liiiitle anxious about what his pbp/color commentary style might be like, however, because I'm so... more » | Other threads
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The Kids, They Love Woody Paige
Did you know that ESPN dog food eater Woody Paige is a huge hit with the college kids? Did you know that he's the sensation that's sweeping the nation? Did you know that he can't walk anywhere on the streets of New York City without being mobbed by adoring fans? You didn't know that? Really? Well, so you know, all that's totally happening. More »
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By LeitchComment by Moonshine Mike: I always confuse Woody Paige and Woody Hayes. I for some reason expect him to reach out and punch... more » | Other threads
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espn
"Cold Pizza" Now Lunchtime Treat
Over the weekend, our man Woody Paige — whom we swear we're not picking on; we're gonna cut down on Woody news soon, promise — wrote his last column from the Denver Post, saying he's now going to "stick it out in New York for a while." We have no problem with this; we live in New York too, we like it here and totally understand wanting to stay here. More » -
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What You Wish Woody Would Say
While watching Woody Paige dressed up as Elvis on "Cold Pizza" this morning — because he's outrageous! — we decided to filter through our requested submissions for Woody's chalkboard sayings from our readers and thought we present you the best ones. This one might be our favorite, since it reminds the world of Paige's brightest moment. More »
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By LeitchComment by Spike Vrusho: Give the guy a break. They make him get up way too damn early, and he hates Manhattan, and the... more » | Other threads
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Woody Paige Sees All
On yesterday's "Around The Horn," our man Woody Paige acknowledges that the world is watching. More » -
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Woody Paige Is More Serious Than You Think
You thought you knew Woody Paige. You thought he was the guy who ate dog food on the air. You thought he was the guy who threw temper tantrums because nobody invites his girlfriends to ESPN going-away parties. You thought he was the dope who wore stupid hats and called himself, inventively, "Professor Screw Loose." More » -
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Well, We Suppose It Was Inevitable
This morning, ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" featured several mock "battles" between the "actors" from the Medieval Times "restaurant" chain. Afterwards, sports "analysts" Skip Bayless and Woody Paige gave them all hugs. And that's all we have to say about that. More » -
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Woody Paige Bites The Hand That Fed Him
After pointing out last week that "Cold Pizza"'s Woody Paige had been reduced to eating dog food live on camera, we've heard some more news about everybody's favorite "columnist." More » -
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Mark Shapiro's Many Missteps
As we continue to glance backward at ESPN alpha dog Mark Shapiro's tenure, we take a look back at some of the more serious missteps during his reign. More » -
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Yeah, Red Smith Totally Used To Eat Weird Crap
OK, so we were just watching the rerun of this morning's episode of ESPN2's "Cold Pizza" — we can only watch the same "SportsCenter" so many times before our soul starts to collapse into powder — and we saw Hometown Columnist Woody Paige eat a whole canister of dog food. More » -
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How Much For That Bayless Column In The Window?
So we hadn't visited our old friends at The New York Times on the Web in a while, so we thought we'd log in. We're kind fond of George Vecsey, and we find Selena Roberts quite hot. More » -
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Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks: Woody Paige
We hate to frontload this feature with such an apt subject — it's only our second one — and after Woody Paige there's really no place else to go, is there? After spending the last hour reading his old Denver Post columns, we're really kicking ourselves: We could have saved a lot of time and effort by just hiring a guy to scream at us for 15 minutes while chasing us around the yard with a rake. More »
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