To show my support for the US against England, tonight I will traveling to Trenton so I can find drunk Hessians and repeatedly club them over the head while they're looking the other way.
The Brits will be undone by their insistence on marching in strict formation down the pitch, only to be thwarted by the guerrilla tactics of the coonskin-hat-attired colonials.
Group A: South Africa, Mexico, Uruguay, France
Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, Korea Republic, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana,
Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Côte d'Ivoire, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile
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Wait, Batman is British now?? FUCK!!!
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/educated
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/You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat'd
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Did Rick Reilly write this?
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The Manic Street Preachers are not good!
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Group B: Argentina, Nigeria, Korea Republic, Greece
Group C: England, USA, Algeria, Slovenia
Group D: Germany, Australia, Serbia, Ghana,
Group E: Netherlands, Denmark, Japan, Cameroon
Group F: Italy, Paraguay, New Zealand, Slovakia
Group G: Brazil, Korea DPR, Côte d'Ivoire, Portugal
Group H: Spain, Switzerland, Honduras, Chile
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/ESPN
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/this is it