Phillies Female Fan Offers Sexual Favors In Exchange For WS Tickets

These stories seem to pop up every year, most of them on Craig's List ads. It figures a Phillies fan would be the one who actually gets busted for it. Come on, Mom! [PhillyBurbs, MyFoxPhilly] » 10/27/09 1:30pm 10/27/09 1:30pm

And Let's Just Watch This One More Time...

Even after watching this (literally) 12 times last night, I still can't get enough of it. SBNation had this vid up pretty early so we'll give those lovable bastards the nod. » 10/20/09 12:40pm 10/20/09 12:40pm

The Philadelphia Phillies Look Toward October Once Again

The post-WFC comedown has clearly not affected this Fightins' fan, who still has the Zook-like intensity of a man still thirsting for a championship. If the Phillies win tonight, they'll have clinched the NL East for the third straight year. » 9/30/09 6:15pm 9/30/09 6:15pm

Brett Myers Just Can't Stop Being An A-Hole

The Phillies cantankerous pitcher Brett Myers is attempting to bounce back this season to inject life into the team's depleted bullpen, but first he has to let his eye socket heal after it landed on a fist. » 8/19/09 5:45pm 8/19/09 5:45pm

Petey Throws Five Innings Of Slop For The Win

It wasn't pretty, or inspiring, but he did end up with the win. And Charlie Manuel used the hillbilly logic to monitor his new, old pitcher: "Five innings and he was ready to be got." [Philly.com] » 8/13/09 9:45am 8/13/09 9:45am

Phillies Still Dawdling On Halladay, Just In Case Happ Or Drabek Is…

The Phillies were all but guaranteed to land the Greatest Pitcher Ever at some point this weekend, but Blue Jays' GM J.P. Ricciardi's now justifiably hard-balling. Impasse! » 7/26/09 2:25pm 7/26/09 2:25pm

Pedro Martinez: Philadelphia Phillies

Level of excitement had this happened in 2004: 9. Level of excitement in 2009: 4. Still? Number of red Martinez jersey-shirts sold at Modell's over the weekend?: 8,016 [Cherry Hill Courier Post/PHOTO: EveryJoe] » 7/14/09 10:50am 7/14/09 10:50am

Raul Ibanez Has A Few Things To Get Off His Chest

The 37-year-old Phillies left fielder, who's having a remarkable Ted Williams-like season, has discovered his success will bring out the skeptics and the awful PED rumor-mongering. He addressed those non-believers who question his body's legitimacy. » 6/10/09 10:15am 6/10/09 10:15am

An Action-Packed Evening In Philadelphia With Exploding Faces And…

Cole Hamels finally gets a win. Werth hits a homer that smacks a lady in the face. A kid ran onto the field. At the end of it all — still first place. [The700Level] » 5/09/09 1:30pm 5/09/09 1:30pm

And The Fun Starts Tonight

Mets fans, welcome back to Citizens Bank Park. Tonight is the first game of our meaningless little rivalry that seems to bring out the free-swingers in all of us. First up, El Gonzo, from Philly.com » 5/01/09 6:30pm 5/01/09 6:30pm

It's Back To Reality

So Brett Myers did his usual opening day routine to sour the flag-hoisting ceremony at CBP. On a positive note, it took 20 minutes before the first boo. Still champions. [Philly.com] » 4/06/09 8:45am 4/06/09 8:45am

Good Things About Houston: Geoff Geary (And His Fiancée) Probably Won't…

Geoff Geary was (briefly) a serviceable bullpen arm for the Phillies, but the poor guy's confidence just went to shit. Luckily, The Fightins traded him for Brad Lidge and the rest is World Fucking History. » 3/06/09 1:30pm 3/06/09 1:30pm

Pat Burrell's Vaunted Bat May Actually Be Made Of Maple, Porn Star Says

No idea who Sophia Rossi is, but she's apparently slept with a lot of people. Like Tommy Lee, for instance. Oh, and ex-Phillie (sniffle) Pat Burrell, who she wasn't too impressed with. » 3/05/09 11:00am 3/05/09 11:00am

Cole Hamels Should Really Not Let His Wife Speak In Public

The Philadelphia Phillies' ace and his wife, former"Survivor" temptress, Heidi Strobel, have decided to use their good fortune and popularity to add the latest Hollywood accessory to their young family: AIDS orphans. » 2/18/09 3:00pm 2/18/09 3:00pm

How The Deadspin Editorship Ruins Your Personal Life, But Saves Your…

It wasn't long after Brad Lidge struck out Eric Hinske with a dirtball slider on Wednesday night that the posts started popping up about the eerie connection between being Deadspin's lead editor and the World Series champion. Fans of the Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Kansas City Royals, lobbied for one of their own to… » 11/03/08 11:30am 11/03/08 11:30am