For the record I've made the same offer. If any of you would like to get ravaged by a two-inch Irish cock in exchange for Game 3 tickets, give me a call.
I have tickets, and I've been looking for someone to drug, kidnap, and deliver January Jones to my basement den of love. Everyone wins! #worldfuckingchampions
10/30/09
It's either that or bump off my friend, fellow DS commentor "Manadajigity"--he's got the second of my fanclub tickets. #worldfuckingchampions
10/30/09
One time, my buddy got soooo drunk. He puked ALL over the place. It was so funny. You totally had to be there. #worldfuckingchampions
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"So I said, 'Self, do I wring the vomit out of my hair or just tuck it into the Pink Sox hat?" #worldfuckingchampions
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Opens once every 17 years. #worldfuckingchampions
10/29/09
10/27/09
Gregg Doyel writes for myfoxphilly.com?
10/27/09
I'm discreet, but I will haunt your dreams. #worldfuckingchampions
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So the women pictured was the pimp right? #worldfuckingchampions
10/27/09