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    Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)

    Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!

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    Image of jodark jodark
    09/11/09

    In reply to Let's Roll Some Sports Talk About Sports!
    Can this get the Nightmare Fuel tag?
    I'm very near vomiting with that Semenya-mutant staring at me like Sloth from the Goonies with an afro.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @jodark: I'm sure she's sorry she doesn't meet your exacting standards of beauty. If it is more comforting, you could leave Deadspin and never return.
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    Image of Mr. Mangold Mr. Mangold
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    What kind of editor for this site says "bat in a double" wtf does that even mean???

    You haven't observed a sporting event in person since 1984?? What is the actual application process to work at this sports site?
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    Choire promoted this comment Mr. Mangold was starred Mr. Mangold was unstarred
    Image of Choire Choire
    09/11/09

    @Mr. Mangold: Simple. I fucked Daulerio.
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    Image of Ken Gryphon Jr. Ken Gryphon Jr.
    09/11/09

    @Choire: Always figured him for a bottom.
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    DAULERIO promoted this comment Ken Gryphon Jr. was starred Ken Gryphon Jr. was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @Choire: +1
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    09/11/09

    @Grimace: POWER bottom
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    09/11/09

    @DAULERIO: How does this work, exactly? You need strong quads? DO NOT GET.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 09/11/09 12:58 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    Well, what would you have us do, not give Andruw Jones $18M a year?
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    Image of Ken Gryphon Jr. Ken Gryphon Jr.
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    At the Fens you can get Bud Light for 6.50 or a Guiness for 7.50...and they park the two stands right next to each other...and people still buy Bud Light.

    Sigh...
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    supermike5alive promoted this comment Ken Gryphon Jr. was starred Ken Gryphon Jr. was unstarred
    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    09/11/09

    @Grimace: the line for the bud light is LONGER. for shame...
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    I never thought I'd see a day on Deadspin so flamboyantly gay without Gourmet Spud.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    That doesn't even factor in the beer you spill high-fiving your best buds after an awesome sports play!
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    Edited by Stev D at 09/11/09 11:48 AM Stev D was starred Stev D was unstarred
    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    .. and what's up with Roseanne Barr singing the National Anthem?
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    Phyllis Nefler promoted this comment Blast it, Biggs was starred Blast it, Biggs was unstarred
    Image of MagicJohnsonsT-Cells MagicJohnsonsT-Cells
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    "an insane competitive game of super-homo water volleybal"

    Mets fan huh?
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    MitchKayak promoted this comment Edited by MagicJohnsonsT-Cells at 09/11/09 11:46 AM MagicJohnsonsT-Cells was starred MagicJohnsonsT-Cells was unstarred
    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    09/11/09

    @MagicJohnsonsT-Cells:

    We'll need a Ninja over here in Aisle One, please?
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    FAILBOT promoted this comment SavetoFavorites was starred SavetoFavorites was unstarred
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    09/11/09


    @SavetoFavorites: YOU RANG?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    $9 for a 16 oz for PBR at Yankee Stadium, hate them more now Choire.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    09/11/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: But you can get a Guinness there now, which greatly enhances my stadium experience while lessening that of those around me.
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    Image of Torgo's Executive Powder Torgo's Executive Powder
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    Other Gawker guest editors this week: Laura Bush for Fleshbot, Halle Berry for Jalopnik, and my 85 year old great-grandfather for Gizmodo.
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    ScientificMapp promoted this comment Torgo's Executive Powder was starred Torgo's Executive Powder was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: Bill Gates for Consumerist? Billy Graham for io9?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/11/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: And to complete the circle, Torgo's Executive Powder for Gawker.
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    Image of The Cajun Boy The Cajun Boy
    09/11/09

    @Torgo's Executive Powder: I'm editing the site tomorrow and plan on posting exclusively on Fashion Week and Anna Wintour.
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    The Cajun Boy was starred The Cajun Boy was unstarred
    Image of enbox enbox
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    $8.75 for a goddammned beer in San Francisco's "AT&T Park"?

    Brewing beer laced with Antiretroviral drugs isn't cheap. Just look at Bud Light Lime.
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    Image of SavetoFavorites SavetoFavorites
    09/11/09

    @enbox:

    REWRITE!
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    FAILBOT promoted this comment SavetoFavorites was starred SavetoFavorites was unstarred
    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    09/11/09

    @SavetoFavorites: +1
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    Image of HernandezStache HernandezStache
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    How much do they charge for a beer at The Blue Oyster?
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac promoted this comment HernandezStache was starred HernandezStache was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    I just want everyone to know that I am a heterosexual male, and if you don't like it, that is just too fucking bad! We're not going anywhere, are we guys?!!?
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    I have not observed or participated in a sporting event in person, with the exception of an insane competitive game of super-homo water volleyball last weekend, which, OMG

    Pictures or it didn't happen!
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    Image of Choire Choire
    09/11/09


    @Mr. Praline:
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    09/11/09

    @Choire: @Quintus Horatius Flaccid:

    God bless you. God bless you both. And God bless America!

    /seriously, best Deadspin day since Nightmare Ant
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    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    09/11/09

    @Mr. Praline: This is my favorite Deadspin day ever.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/11/09

    In reply to Proud Americans Are Getting Hosed For Ballpark Beer (Never Forget)
    insane competitive game of super-homo water volleyball last weekend

    What special powers do these super-homos have, I wonder?

    The ability to turn splenda into meth?

    XXX-ray vision? "your boardshorts are functionally transparent to me!"
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    @David Hume: The ability to turn splenda into meth?

    That is beyond great.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    @David Hume: I picture a super-homo Ozymandias sitting in his subterranean base deep below Fire Island, intently watching a wall comprising hundreds of screens. Each screen shows a unique episode of What Not to Wear, Project Runway or Rock of Love Bus 2. He gently strokes his genetically engineered half-tabby half-labradoodle, plotting his master plan.
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