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This just might be the boldest political stance he's ever taken. He's also "no fan of the h1n1 virus" and thought The Hangover was "funny". Oh, and he's +1 today and tied for the lead at the AT&T National.
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Here's a nice backstory to the Yankees' comeback win over Minnesota yesterday. Seems Brett Gardner's inside-the-park home run in the seventh was preordained.
He easily took the 200-freestyle and 100-butterfly at the Charlotte Ultraswim, and has a chance for another three
way wins this weekend. By the time London 2012 rolls around, I'll bet he's sporting full dreadlocks.