The Players' Tribune Censors Darnell Dockett's "Unfiltered Voice"

The Players' Tribune—the number one sports website for boring, ghostwritten first person accounts from athletes—is having (or perhaps more accurately, had) Darnell Dockett tweet from their Twitter account today: » 1/31/15 5:17pm 1/31/15 5:17pm

The Players' Tribune Says Nothing—And That's The Point

"Derek" is thinking about his next step. "Russell" wants to make a difference. "Danica" updates her relationship status. "Blake" is really glad his creepy boss is gone. » 10/16/14 4:30pm 10/16/14 4:30pm

Choire Sicha is the only one here talking any sense: "For far too long now, sports stars haven't been able to properly benefit from the labors of their production (of dick pics). Now, thanks to Jeter, they can take the correct ownership of monetizing their intellectual property (dick pics)." [Digiday] » 10/03/14 11:09am 10/03/14 11:09am

CBS Radio Producer Gets All Emotional About Derek Jeter

Before Derek Jeter's emotional last game at Yankee Stadium, CBS Sports radio host Damon Amendolara brought his Yankees-fan producer, Shaun Morash, on the air to talk about Jeter's impending retirement. The tears came pretty quickly. » 9/26/14 3:28pm 9/26/14 3:28pm

Derek Jeter Was OK

After tonight—or as of yesterday, depending on the rain—Derek Jeter will have played his final game in Yankee Stadium. It's as fine a time as any to note, for the record, that Derek Jeter was an OK ballplayer. He was pretty good at playing baseball, overall, and he did it for a pretty long time. » 9/25/14 12:35pm 9/25/14 12:35pm

Keith Olbermann Takes A Big Ol' Poo On Derek Jeter

For anyone who is fed up with Derek Jeter's season-long victory parade and all of the muck that it has produced, this nearly seven-minute monologue from Keith Olbermann will feel downright pornographic. » 9/23/14 6:32pm 9/23/14 6:32pm

Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True

Today, a tipster sent us a bit of gossip about Derek Jeter's sex life that comes from what he claims to be a very reliable source. This gossip is likely no more true than similar stories we've come across in the past, but we really, really want it to be true. » 9/19/14 5:48pm 9/19/14 5:48pm

That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

On Thursday, The Gatorade Company Inc.—a marketing shop with a secondary concern in the manufacture and distribution of sweetened salt water—released an advertisement featuring Derek Jeter, one of the worst players in baseball. » 9/19/14 5:11pm 9/19/14 5:11pm

Corn Maze To Derek Jeter: "Thanks, Captain Clutch"

If you've ever wanted to know what Derek Jeter's regal face might look like as a five-acre corn maze, today is your lucky day. A New Jersey farm decided that instead of some boring-ass corn maze for kids to get lost in—while their parents wonder how they found themselves at 45 years old, wasting 10 bucks and a crisp… » 8/17/14 6:49pm 8/17/14 6:49pm

Kid Gets Stonewalled By Jeter For Foul Ball, Baby Girl Gets It Instead

Welcome to the harsh reality of life, kid. There's always someone younger and cuter than you and they will always get the cool shit you want. » 8/09/14 6:35pm 8/09/14 6:35pm

The Rangers Brought Out George W. Bush During Jeter Farewell Ceremony

Since everyone knows this is Derek Jeter's last season, teams are putting on special ceremonies (like they did with Mariano Rivera) for Jeets, where they give him gifts and make donations to his charity. Tonight is the last time Derek Jeter will be playing a regular season game in Texas (hey, you never know), so… » 7/30/14 9:15pm 7/30/14 9:15pm

Ichiro Hits First Home Run Of The Season, Jeter Gives Him The Business

Ichiro Suzuki hit his first home run of the season last night, a three-run homer that put the Yankees on top of the Blue Jays 6-4. It was Ichiro's first home run in almost a full calendar year, and as he approached the dugout, Jeter gave him the who are you and what have you done with Ichiro? look. And then busted… » 7/26/14 9:59am 7/26/14 9:59am

Dumb Question About Derek Jeter Drives Radio Host To Breaking Point

This is Bruce Drennan, a Cleveland sportscaster who hosts a call-in radio show called All Bets Are Off. During yesterday's show, a guy—a plant? an actual yokel?—called in and asked Drennan if he thought there was any chance that Derek Jeter might end up on the Indians. Much exasperation ensued, as did a mock… » 4/01/14 2:19pm 4/01/14 2:19pm

Behold, The "Ya Jeets" License Plate

This was inevitable. As soon as that Derek Jeter groupie gossip that we desperately want to believe hit the internet, we all knew some proud Yankees fan was going to get this license plate. » 3/31/14 12:31pm 3/31/14 12:31pm

Fortune Names Derek Jeter The 11th Greatest Leader In The World

Not the sports world, mind you. The entire world. Derek Jeter, according to Fortune, is a greater leader than Gabby Giffords, and is only two spots behind the Dalai Lama. » 3/27/14 10:44am 3/27/14 10:44am