@shea_guevara: And what's the deal with Grape Nuts - you open it up, no grapes, no nuts! What's the deal?
If you can answer that, I'll give you a year's supply of those things that are at the end of your shoelaces! What are those things? They don't have a name!
Thanks to the Internet, I can watch the Greatest Football Injuries at any time, and don't have to worry about my son interrupting me to build some stupid soapbox derby racer.
This is all well and good, but how about the year in horrifying commenter injuries? All I know is my wrist has not been the same since Bianca Wilfork, Steve U went to the hospital after Will and AJ went to Rick's Cabaret, and my man ClintonPortisHead's fingers look like Brian Baldinger.
@toledostripper: I didn't have my eyes on the screen for every second, but best I could tell, no. I guess the idiot lottery is as difficult to win as the real one.
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Whoa there! Here's a New Year's resolution for you, Dashiell - less potty mouth.
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Pubic lice, on the other hand, means you must have been doing something sort of right, correct?