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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    I understand. He wants to move to LA so he can become the most prominent gypsy slayer of his generation.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    Pictured: Ricky Rubio saluting the host nation during a FIBA tournament in Ethiopia.
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    Image of Ken Phelps All Stars Ken Phelps All Stars
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    Nothing gets me more fired up during highlight clips of my team's "savior" than...R. Kelly R&B ballads?
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    Image of Laser Guided Laser Guided
    05/21/09

    @Ken Phelps All Stars: speaking of which: did anyone see anything impressive there? 1. he never jumps more than 2 inches off the ground. 2. he has the slowest release i have seen and it's from his forehead 3. he appears to be a 6'1" beanpole. his shit will get tossed out of an NBA lane into the 12th row.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    05/21/09

    @Laser Guided: considering how little NBA I watch, I kept my mouth shut, but I completely agree. He looks kind of like any average white guy.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    I'm not sure I'd want a player who looks like he knows how to bite the curb.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    Meanwhile his long-lost brother, Rufio, has announced his intentions to stay in Neverland. Even though it's managed by kids and an obsessive pirate, it's is still more palpable than the Clippers, Grizzlies or OKC.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    You can take the Grizzlies out of Vancouver, but you can't stop the prima donna guards from refusing to play there.



    + Watch video
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/21/09

    @Kid Canada:


    play "for them".


    /makes more sense

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    I'm not so sure that his strategy of building up speed on the half-pipe before dunking over Robin Williams will translate to the American game.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    Marc Cohn could change Rubio's mind about Memphis.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: and about being shot in a parking garage in Denver.
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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/21/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:


    you know how much street cred he got from that?

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/21/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: to say nothing of Dr. King.*


    *fuck you, James Earl Ray.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: And he's married to Elizabeth Vargas. Yes!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    His destination is unknown.


    Rubi, rubi, rubi-o...o.


    /I realize these are annoying, but it's stuck in my head.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    05/21/09

    @Gourmet Spud: +1.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    who reminds everyone of Pistol Pete


    Rubio has already predicted he will die of a heart attacko at fortio.

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    Image of Natrone Means Business Natrone Means Business
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    As the only Sacramento Kings fan I wholey endorse this decision.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    @Natrone Means Business: Candace Parker's C Cups is a huge Kings fan. No joke here, I'm serious.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    His last name translates to "blond", yet his hair is dark. That's as ironic as the mustached drummer from ZZ Top being named Frank Beard.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    That is a great John Houseman name. Say it. "Ricky Ruuubio"


    Wait, no it isn't.

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    Image of Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    Choosing among Sacramento, Oklahoma City, and Memphis is like trying to decide what position you want to be in while you're getting ass-fucked.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    @Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: I don't know. Those don't seem like nice places to live.


    Oh, you were saying ass fucking is a negative. Check. Got it now. I'm good.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    05/21/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: be glad he didn't include Cleveland and Buffalo.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/21/09

    In reply to Ricky Rubio Is Already Getting The Hang Of The American Game
    The lad is nothing if not precocious.


    I just found his team photo:


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