Lululemon's Buffalo Store Taunts Fans With "Wide Right/No Goal"

Being a Buffalo sports fan can be pretty depressing. The Bills are, at best, mediocre and remain the only franchise to lose four Super Bowls in a row while winning zero. The Sabres offer little relief, having also won zero championships and promising to be one of the worst teams in the NHL this season. Buffalonians… » 10/15/14 3:30pm 10/15/14 3:30pm

Yoga Isn't 'For Ladies' and Weights Aren't 'For Men'

Women make up slightly less than half of the NFL's fanbase. They're going to college in larger numbers than men. They're the Senators grabbing the legislative branch by the collar and dragging the country away from fiscal precipice. And yet! it's still weird for us when we try to use the weight room at a new gym.… » 10/24/13 11:10am 10/24/13 11:10am

Mario Balotelli Doesn't Do Thing

Italy have a few days off before their quarterfinal match, so the team is trying a little bit of everything in training. Yesterday's session included some yoga, which, to be fair, does sound a little new-agey for Balotelli. He's more a "blow stuff up in your bathroom" sort of guy. Mario's level of participation (at… » 6/21/12 4:45pm 6/21/12 4:45pm

Michael Beasley's Lockout Image Rehab Includes Ballet Lessons

Michael Beasley is one of the few NBA players who might actually manage to be more interesting when he's not playing professional basketball. Since the NBA lockout began, he's been cited for speeding and for marijuana possession, and he "mushed" a heckler during a game at Dyckman Park in August. This man needs a… » 10/21/11 3:15pm 10/21/11 3:15pm

The Story Of The Porta-Potty Peeping Tom Has Been Animated

So yeah, some guy hid in the receiving end of a Colorado yoga-festival Porta-Potty and up-peeped. This is the type of crime that should be told through animation, of course, and animation that concludes as if it was poetry: "A man covered in feces and cuts on his back and legs was seen fleeing the scene." » 6/23/11 11:45pm 6/23/11 11:45pm

Here's A Yoga Video Involving Children And Farm Costumes That Will…

Tipster Dave B. describes the video he sent in accordingly: "creepy fucking dude doing yoga with kids and people in farm animal costumes." He nailed it. » 3/27/11 5:55pm 3/27/11 5:55pm

Ricky Williams Will Meditate With You

In case you were wondering how Ricky Williams is keeping himself busy these days, he is of course indulging his true passion. No, not that passion: The other one. » 10/30/07 4:30pm 10/30/07 4:30pm