J.R. Smith Reminds Kris Humphries That Kanye West Is Now Kim…

The Nets beat the Knicks 88-85 tonight, but we're not here for that. We're here to talk about Poor Kris Humphries. The guy can't even talk shit after a win without getting the whole fake-marriage-to-a-reality-show-fame-whore deal thrown in his face.
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Guy can't catch a break. But, hey, the Nets won, so that's a…

The Cowboys Have Fired Rob Ryan, Who Says He'll Be Out Of Work "For…

After yet another season of missing the playoffs, it's been no secret that Jerry Jones was probably going to make some big changes to the coaching staff, but the first axe has apparently fallen on the neck of defensive coordinator Rob Ryan, who seems to be taking it all in stride. » 1/08/13 8:15pm 1/08/13 8:15pm

Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Finally Discovers Mike Trout

This is a regular feature breaking down, minute-by-minute, the content that appears on ESPN's 11 p.m. edition of SportsCenter throughout the week. Graphic by Jim Cooke. » 8/15/12 6:45pm 8/15/12 6:45pm

License Plate Guy Hates The Cowboys And Has The Banal Novelty License…

Your morning roundup for Jan. 2, the day we learned you're not that tall. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 1/02/12 9:50am 1/02/12 9:50am

Meanwhile, The New York Post Goes All New York Post On A-Rod

Working on his golf game? Check. Mystery blonde? Check. Series of pictures purchased from a photo agency, slapped with a few words about how Alex Rodriguez didn't play good baseball and how he should feel bad about it all winter, and trumpeted as a Post exclusive? You better believe it. » 10/12/11 12:55pm 10/12/11 12:55pm

This Evening: LOLMets, Now With Rookies Dressed As Cheerleaders

Your p.m. roundup for Sept. 19, the day we learned sperm banks discriminated against redheads with impunity. Photo of Justin Turner via Busted Coverage. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 9/19/11 6:50pm 9/19/11 6:50pm

Why Some Writers Won't Vote Derek Jeter To The Hall Of Fame

Sam Borden's got a column on SI.com today, idly wondering if Jeter will become the first player in history to be unanimously elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame. It's a question that shouldn't matter because HOF voting is so flaky — Tom Seaver has the highest percentage of any electee — but it does, because it's… » 7/22/11 2:40pm 7/22/11 2:40pm

The Chris Sheridan-Peter Vecsey Blood Feud Enters Court, Hilariously

Journalism fight! Journalism fight! Let's all throw spicy language and felt-tip pens at one another! Yesterday, ESPN's Chris Sheridan sued the New York Post's Peter Vecsey and his employer for libel in NY State Supreme Court. The bone of contention was a "scandalous diatribe" (to quote the complaint) that the… » 6/16/11 1:15pm 6/16/11 1:15pm

Your 2:30 P.M. Favre Update

Of all the headlines created in regards to the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger hubbub, this is my favorite: "How will Jennifer Sterger affect Vikings/Jets betting odds"? It means A.J. has forced the bookies to factor in dongshots when oddsmaking. » 10/09/10 2:30pm 10/09/10 2:30pm

David Wells Thinks The People Of Philadelphia Are A Bunch Of…

Geez, I guess they'll let anyone write for the New York Post. David Wells, in a column I would describe as "portly," because, well, for no reason, shares some of his experiences interacting with the wonderful, friendly people from Philadelphia. » 10/31/09 12:00pm 10/31/09 12:00pm

George Steinbrenner Will Steal Your Business Ideas

A disgruntled former MSG exec says he designed the blueprint for YES network, which George promptly stole to build his $3 billion television empire. So naturally he's suing for due credit, to the tune of $23 million. » 8/28/09 6:00pm 8/28/09 6:00pm

Unfortunate Ad Placement, New York Mets Edition

Well, this can't be good for ticket sales. Couldn't the Mets advertise for tickets on a page with stories about puppies? (Thanks to Matt Leibman) [CNN Money] » 2/27/09 10:15am 2/27/09 10:15am

Remember: A-Rod Has Never Taken Steroids, According to A-Rod

In a 2007 interview with hard-boiled gotcha journalist Katie Couric, soft-spoken Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez flat out denied taking steroids. Gotcha. » 2/07/09 12:45pm 2/07/09 12:45pm

SI: Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids

This just seems gratuitous. Hot on the heels of Joe Torre's "A-Fraud" revelations, Sports Illustrated has published a story claiming that Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez tested positive for two different anabolic steroids in 2003. » 2/07/09 11:05am 2/07/09 11:05am

David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'

Here's the thing about telling all about your former players, as Joe Torre did in his book, "The Yankee Years." In the war of words that follows, you're always going to be outnumbered. » 1/30/09 10:00am 1/30/09 10:00am

Randy Moss Tells Jets That Patriots Are 'Still The Team To Beat.' That…

If there's one thing that Matt Cassel wishes for his starting debut with the Patriots on Sunday, it's that a prominent teammate talk some smack to the opposing team, which already has a contract out on him to begin with. Oh, and a very painful cold sore; that would be good. Randy Moss just couldn't help popping off to… » 9/11/08 2:00pm 9/11/08 2:00pm

Yankee Stadium:Ground Zero For All Things Pope-Y

As many of you know, Pope Benedict the Magnificent XI was in New York on Sunday to celebrate mass at Yankee Stadium with 57,000 Bronx old ladies carrying plastic rosary beads. It went well, as all who attended were happy and blessed and there were no assasination attempts or extremely violent protests sparked by… » 4/21/08 7:05pm 4/21/08 7:05pm