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    Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    The Ransom of Back-up Catcher?
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    Ugueth Urbina dares anyone of you motherfuckers to touch any of shit. Go ahead, he dares you.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    Shows what those kidnappers know...


    .231 now, bitches!

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    Thank God they didn't kidnap Garrett Atkins' son. He'd happily take galvanized nails through his ribs, but discussing his father's current season would just be cruel and unusual punishment.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    for the return of his son and two of the boy's uncles


    Me and My Uncles/
    Went Ridng Down/
    South Venezuela/
    Tied and Bound/
    If Yorvit's Average/
    Had Been Better/
    You Know Those Guys/
    Would Have Held Out for more Cheddar


    /Bob Weir'd

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    Mario Mendoza's entire family has been placed in protective custody.
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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    Torrealba said his son was treated well by the abductors...


    ...save for the marks on his wrists from where they bound him with Mendoza line.

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    06/15/09

    In reply to Kidnappers Take Yorvit Torrealba's Son, Mock His Batting Average
    Dude, Torrealba's son kidnapped himself.
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