http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/youturnmeon http://deadspin.com/tag/youturnmeon When your name is Almighty Supremebeing Allah, you probably shouldn't be caught with cocaine in your car ...
• Little League Baseball: Mid-Atlantic regional final, teams TBA, at Bristol, Conn. (8 p.m., ET). You've never heard of smores? You're killing me, Smalls! [ESPN2]
• MLB: Philadelphia at Los Angeles Dodgers (10 p.m., ET). Manny meets Kyle Kendrick. [ESPN2]
• NFL: Preseason, Cincinnati at Green Bay (8 p.m., ET). Let the Aaron Rodgers Era begin. Hey! Who threw that rock? [ESPN]
• Olympics: Women's beach volleyball (8 p.m., ET). Walsh and May-Treanor rule the world. [NBC]

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• College basketball: Connecticut at Syracuse (7 p.m., ET); Duke at North Carolina (9 p.m., ET). Hope they can fill the place up for that second one. [ESPN]
• College basketball: Texas at Oklahoma (7 p.m., ET). D.J. Augustyn is Survivorman. [ESPN2]
• Soccer: U.S. men's national team vs. Mexico, at Houston (9 p.m., ET). No animosity here. Nope. [ESPN2]

]]> http://deadspin.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=353297&view=rss&microfeed=true What to watch while packing your cat ...
• College basketball: Iowa State at Kansas (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN]; Georgia Tech at N.C. State (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN2]. Picture-in-picture, we need you now more than ever.
• NBA: Los Angeles Lakers at San Antonio (9 p.m., ET). Time for the Lakers to begin their annual collapse. [ESPN]
• Tennis: Australian Open, at Melbourne: men's and women's semifinals (9:30 p.m. ET and 3:30 a.m., ET). Williams sisters free to go surfing. [ESPN2]

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