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New York, 9:19 AM
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/26/08

    In reply to Happy Holidays From The 1986 Dallas Cowboys
    Tom Landry use to have to choke a bitch a day in order to get off.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/26/08

    In reply to Happy Holidays From The 1986 Dallas Cowboys
    As if I didn't hate the Cowboys enough.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/26/08

    In reply to Happy Holidays From The 1986 Dallas Cowboys
    Spank Rock was a Cowboy?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    "Your holiday gimmicks have become stupid And tiresome. Now is the time during my press conference where we dance!"
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    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    ""Santa Claus?! Don't talk about Santa Claus! Are you kidding me? Santa Claus?! I'm just hoping we don't get coal in our stockings!"


    - Jim Mora, Christmas Eve, 2001

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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    We know how to deal with Santa in Philly.


    /obligatory cheap reference to 40-year-old incident

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    Image of Magnakai Haaskivi Magnakai Haaskivi
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    This is nothing; a few years ago there was an incident where Joey Porter saw the guy changing into the suit and found out that Santa wasn't real.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/24/08

    @Magnakai Haaskivi: And since then it's been all inflatable novelties and banging coeds in retirement home parking lots.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Steely McBeam likes the cut of Santa's jib.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    The last Santa who did this Bill Cowher was cut up and buried in several places in the Allegheny Mountains.
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    Image of Chad Sexington a/k/a CW Chad Sexington a/k/a CW
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    So it's come to this, Balls Mahoney?
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12/24/08

    @Chad Sexington: You try and turn down Ted DiBiase's money.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    You think that's a big deal? Chuck Noll slaughtered a reindeer in front of the press and feasted on its still beating heart.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Andy Reid was just practicing for his new gig...
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Oh, the Steelers will still allow visits from Santa. Just not from ones that are painfully unfunny.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    12/24/08

    In reply to Mike Tomlin Thinks Your Holiday Gimmicks Are Stupid And Tiresome
    Making way for the mandatory Omar Epps jokes.
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    Image of Sigerson Sigerson
    12/23/08

    In reply to Do Not Watch Unless You Feel Like Screaming
    Joe Theisman says "Color me impressed".
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