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    No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
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    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    He's just pissed because he found that plants do not, in fact, crave electrolytes.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    After his rampage, Zambrano was overheard whispering, "Don't worry, candy-bar vending machine, I'd never do anything to hurt you."
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    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    I did this at a Taco Bell once. I was pissed because they had Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Mountain Dew Arctic Burst, Mountain Dew Pitch Black, Mountain Dew Throwback, Mountain Dew Diet, Mountain Dew Caffeine-Free, Mountain Dew Cherry Fusion, Mountain Dew Voltage, and Mountain Dew Caffeine-Free Diet, but they didn't have Mountain Dew Baja Blast.
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    05/27/09

    In reply to No Gatorade Machine Is Safe From Zambrano's Wrath
    The Pirates' All Sport dispenser breathes a sigh of relief..
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