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For a little bit we were complimenting or condemning Derrick White, then it was just time to celebrate Rihanna’s babyFor a second there, Derrick White’s child was going to be the most interesting and discussed birth in the world. The Boston Celtics tweeted out shortly before 10 a.m. that Derrick White would be missing Game 2 due to personal reasons. That’s quite a blow to their roster the morning of Game 2 of the ...

If you don’t call Scott Zolak’s dog-whistle ‘Cam is distracted by rap music’ utter rot, what are you even doing?On the one hand, a former Patriots quarterback and current in-game radio analyst weighing in on the current Patriots quarterback situation is a newsworthy and interesting sports item....

The Chicago Cubs are the real-life team from 'Major League'Now you have to imagine Tom Ricketts in her dress. Have a nice day....

The Cubs Fell Ass Backwards Into A Very Dumb Double Play

I don’t know why Javy Baez (or whoever’s giving him signals) would have so much faith that a pitcher making only his third plate appearance in the major leagues would be able to hold up his end of the suicide squeeze, but the overconfidence of Baez and the pure stupidity of Willson Contreras over on...

Zolani Tete Scores Fastest Title Fight Knockout In Boxing History

South African bantamweight Zolani Tete has always had serious knockout power. He started his pro career off with seven straight knockouts, and now he holds the all-time record for fastest KO in a major title fight. ...

The Story Behind The Perfect Photo Of Olympic Pain

What does it feel like to have your lifelong dream dashed in an instant? How would you react?...

<i>True Detective </i>Might Suck Now, And That Might Be Even More Fun

So the first person beaten up was a journalist, the most prominent bare asses were male (the dude at the urinal was a nice touch), and your Big Tough Guy is actually Rachel McAdams, who gave the (verbal) business to like half a dozen people and also appears to be the Bobby Shmurda of knives. Verily,...

Patriots Radio Batshit Winning TD Call Matched Up With Tecmo Bowl Sim

We like many things here at Deadspin, and the list of those things includes "radio announcers going insane over great sports moments" alongside "famous football plays rendered in Tecmo Super Bowl." This video features both....