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    Who Watches The Umpires?
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    QuesTec custodiet ipsos custodes?
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    John McSherry would like to know whether Zone Evaluation is equipped with crash paddles.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    New Pitch-Tracking System May Open Old Wounds With Umpires


    Oh my God! Open wounds! Guys, do NOT let Roberto Alomar spit on you!

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:


    Steve Palermo is also against opening old wounds.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Joe Morgan can't believe that the computer that wrote Moneyball is now calling balls and strikes at all the arenas.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Bruce Froemming then went back to his true passion - writing his delightful travel guides for every US city.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Free Chuck Knoblockhead.


    [deadspin.com]


    That is all. Carry on.

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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    "Blah blah blah Mickey Mantle, funny Yiddish word, it was just boys playing a game back then, blah blah blah."


    -Billy Crystal

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    The umps would be more worried about a new-fangled BMI calculator.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    04/01/09

    @Gourmet Spud: I believe they call that the Calzone Evaluation system
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Just another excuse for those stat nerds to nerd it up with all the other nerds.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Zion Evaluation system keeps coming up with zeroes.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    @MattinglysSideburns:


    I thought Hirohito came up with all those zeros?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Coincidentally, Evaluation Zone is also the name of the system that gathers data on balls and schlongs of any man who has had sex with Alyssa Milano.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Or Zone Evaluation, for that matter.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    Didn't you meet Cin at your local Evaluation Zone?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Nope. I met your sister there.


    And I hope that was a shot at me and not one at Cinnamon, Ukraine.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    04/01/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    I would never insult your wife, WS.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/01/09

    In reply to Who Watches The Umpires?
    Great, now Curt Schilling has to unretire and beat the shit out of it.
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