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Darth Vader Defeated A Taser But Succumbed To Pepper Spray In Orlando Last Week

From ClickOrlando, and via tipster Joshua K., comes this tale about how "a Florida Highway Patrol trooper was attacked in Orlando early Thursday by a man wearing a Darth Vader mask."

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